Jokes of the day ....

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Question: Why did Santa run around his bed on Christmas morning?


Answer: To catch up on his sleep!


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Question: Why did the snowman name his dog Frost?


Answer: Because Frost bites!


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Question: Where do the three wise men get their robes tailored?


Answer: Bethle-HEM!


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Question: Why is Santa so good at karate?


Answer: Because he has a black belt!


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Question: What do you get when you cross a peanut with a duck?


Answer: A nut quacker.


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Question: What do you call Santa’s helpers?


Answer: Subordinate Clauses.

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