Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Jokes of the day .....

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Question: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?


Answer: He felt his presents.


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Knock Knock!


Who’s there?


Donut. Donut who?


Donut open your presents ‘til Christmas!


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Question: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?


Answer: In the dictionary!


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Question: Why did Santa buy a brown cow?


Answer: Because he wanted chocolate milk!


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Question: Why does Mrs. Claus do her laundry in Tide?


Answer: Because it’s too cold out-tide!


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Question: What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?


Answer: You get Tinsel-itis!


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Question: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?


Answer: Nothing, it was on the house!


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