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Question: What did the spider want for Christmas?
Answer: A web-site!
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Question: What do elves do after school?
Answer: Their Gnomework.
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Question: Why did the thermometer break?
Answer: The temperature dropped!
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Question: What does Santa Claus plant in his garden?
Answer: Christmas bulbs!
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Question: Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
Answer: At Wool-Mart!
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Question: Why was the computer quiet on Christmas Eve?
Answer: Because, not a creature was stirring… not even a mouse!
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