Friday, May 2, 2014

Bad Sentence of the Day ....

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They had but one last remaining night together, so they embraced each other as tightly as that two-flavor entwined string cheese that is orange and yellowish-white, the orange probably being a bland cheddar and the white mozzarella, although it could possibly be provolone or just plain American, as it really doesn't taste distinctly dissimilar from the orange, yet they would have you believe it does by coloring it differently.



Mariann Simms, Wetumpka, AL (2003 Winner Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest)


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