Bad Writing of the Day ....

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Bad writing of the day - another "winner" of the Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest:

Bunny Berryman belied his name; he was a sour cop with a sour disposition and a face like two-week-old milk forgotten on the back porch step, and he knew it -- he also knew his mother had given him a better name than Bunny, but he'd been called Bunny for so long he'd forgotten exactly what it was.

J. Thompson, Rochester, NH

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