Bad writing of the day ....

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Bad writing of the day - another "winner" of the Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest:


I was rookie in the game of love, dropping a fly at the wrong time, mishandling the high, long ones, striking out at the plate, you see, my gentle word traveler, I couldn't tell if fair was foul or foul was fair.


Thomas O'Toole, Knoxville, TN


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