Jokes of the day

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What you seize is what you get.


I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.


Past, Present and Future walked into a Bar. It was tense.


What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction.


Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.


I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

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