Joke of the day

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A woman walks up to a man in the grocery store and says, "Is your name Tim Thomas?"

The man replies, Yeah my name's Tim Thomas, how can I help you?"

The woman says, "You're the father of one of my children!"

Mr. Thomas chokes a little bit and says "WHAT?!?"

She says excitedly, "You're the father of one of my children!"

He thinks for a minute and says, "Oh yeah, a couple of years ago at that bachelor party, you and another girl had a naked wrestling match in a whipped cream pit, then you washed off and entertained the men at the party privately. We ended up in Los Vegas in a hotel with a stripper, a porn star, and a cricket team, Right?"

She looks mortified and says, "No Mr. Thomas, I'm your son's 5th grade teacher at Our Lady of the Holy Trinity..."
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