Sunday, August 11, 2019

Joke of the day

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A guy with a conscience wakes up feeling guilty and sends a text to his neighbor...

“Dave, I’ve got something weighing heavily on my mind and I need to tell you about it. I’ve been tapping your wife every day for the past month and I feel extremely guilty. I am sorry.”

After reading this Dave, furious, storms into the kitchen, where his wife is cooking breakfast. He screams at her, calling her every vile name he can think of. As she stands frozen in shock with the spatula still in her hand another text comes through. Dave reads it ....

“Wifi. I’ve been tapping your wifi for the past month. Damn Autocorrect. Sorry about that”

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