Jokes of the day

.
.
.
===========
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna get in? The door's locked!
=====================
Why did the duck cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
-----------------------------------
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because there were no chickens yet.
===============
What do you call horses that go out in the dark?
Nightmares


.
.
.