Thursday, March 14, 2019

Humor of the day

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What did the dog say when it sat on a fallen tree?

Bark!

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What do frogs and toads love to listen to?

Hip hop!

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Saying gravity is an attractive force between two bodies is like saying an earthquake is some dishes rattling in the cupboard.

From "The Idiot's Guide to String Theory"

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Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps disagreeing with me!


No they don't!

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What do frogs drink?

Croak-a-cola!

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What do frogs order when they go out for lunch?

French Flies!

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