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What happened to the man who crossed a cow with a rooster?
He got an animal that mooed at the crack of dawn!
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“What did you learn in Chemistry today?”
“Today we learned about explosive substances!”
“That’s nice. And what will they teach you at school tomorrow?”
“What school?”
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?
He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the chicken, the turkey, the duck, and the goose all cross the road?
For some fowl reason!
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