Thursday, September 27, 2018

Jokes of the day ...

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She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

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If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A bagel.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids.

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What is the breed of canine that easily forgets his place on the trail?

 Wherewolf


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Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.

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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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What did the razor blade say to the razor?

Schick 'em up!

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What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.

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