Jokes of the Day

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
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Question: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney?
Answer: Because it soots him!
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Question: What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? Answer: The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
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Question: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Answer: “I’ll never part with it!”
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