Sunday, December 31, 2017

Happy New Year!

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Why do poor canaries learn to talk just as quick as rich ones?
Because talk is cheep!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!
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Why do sheep never leave the field?
They all stand at the gate saying, “After ewe!”
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Question: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Answer: North Polish!
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