Jokes of the day ...

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E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors

A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work.


"A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big pause?"

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