Joke of the Day ....

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A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a car that was swerving erratically. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to see that the woman behind the wheel was also knitting as she drove.
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs.
"No!" the woman yelled back cheerfully, "Scarf!"
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