Jokes of the day ...

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Where do monkeys get all their gossip?
On the ‘ape-vine!
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True Doctor Stories


I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly. Now your left." Again, a flawless read. Now both," I requested . There was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on the top line. I turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had asked; he was standing there with both his eyes covered I was laughing too hard to finish the exam.


--Dr. Matthew Theodropolous, Worcester, MA


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