Jokes of the day ...

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What happened when 100 hares escaped from prison?


Police had to comb the area!


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A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone..


'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now, she's hitting the bottle.'


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