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Katie: I'm sorry; Katie can't be at school today.
Principal: Why not?
Katie: She is sick.
Principal: Who is this?
Katie: It's my mom.
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A sixth grade teacher gave her class this math problem:
A wealthy man passes away, and leaves a million dollars in his will. He gives half to his wife, 1/5 to his son, 1/5 to his daughter, and the rest to charity.
What does each one get?
A student raised his hand and answered, “A lawyer.”
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