Jokes and stuff

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What do frogs drink? 

Croak-a-cola! 

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What do frogs order when they go out for lunch? 

French Flies!

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Think about how you would answer.

MY ABC's

A- Age: 

B- Biggest Fear: 

C- Current Time: 

D- Drink you last had:

E- Easiest Person To Talk to:

F- Favorite Movie: 

G- Grossest memory: 

H- Hometown: 

I- In love with: 

J- Jealous Of: 

K- Killed Someone? 

L- Longest Relationship: 

M- Middle Name: 

N- Number of Siblings: 

O- One wish:

P- Person who you last called: 

Q- Question you're always asked: 

R- Reason to smile:

S- Song last sang: 

T- Time you woke up: 

U- Underwear Color: 

V- Vacation Destination:

W- Worst Habit: 

X- Xrays you've had:

Y- Your favorite food:

Z- Zodiac Sign:

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Knock Knock 

Who's there? 

Orange 

Orange who? 

Orange you glad I'm telling you this joke?

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There were two men hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly grabs his chest and collapses. The other calls 911 and says to the operator: "Help, my friend just collapsed, I think he just died." The operator replies, "Ok, don't panic. First, make sure he's dead" There is silence and then a gunshot. The man says to the operator, "Ok, now what?"

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner.

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“Do you know, I always thought unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!"

Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you.”

― Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland And Through The Looking Glass

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