Thursday, April 30, 2020

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The European Union

https://www.amazon.com/European-Union-History-Political-Economic-ebook/dp/B087TGHZPP/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_41?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=Q02T5ASC6D2NTYQ239GC

The Quakers

https://www.amazon.com/Quakers-History-Religious-Society-Friends-ebook/dp/B06X9B1WZF/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_46?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=Q02T5ASC6D2NTYQ239GC

Alhambra

https://www.amazon.com/Alhambra-History-Legacy-Famous-Palace-ebook/dp/B071KSZ7BD/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_87?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=Q3C0NH2056VJGY4VNYYW

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My favorite motivational song

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To get up and get going!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16BStVEls8A

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Jokes of the day

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A turtle was bitten in the neck by a wasp.

He said: "Oh No! If it swells I'll have to spend the night outside!"

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Two horses were visiting a zoo. In front of the cage of zebras, they exclaim: - Look, here's where they keep the prisoners!

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The personal trainer was trying to get a sluggish client motivated. He said, " You walk slowly, you run slowly, you do push ups slowly. Is there something that you do fast?"

"Oh yes," the client said, " I tire quickly."

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Teacher - Peter, did your mother help you to do your homework?

Peter- No, no she didn't!

Teacher- Are you sure you are telling me the truth?

Peter - Yes, I'm sure. She did it alone.

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"Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never
found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it."


~ William Feather ~

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Highest Law: A Medical-Suspense Thriller

https://www.amazon.com/Highest-Law-Medical-Suspense-R-J-Pineiro-ebook/dp/B07ZS3R383/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Manuscript: A Gripping Suspense Novel

https://www.amazon.com/Manuscript-Gripping-Suspense-Novel-ebook/dp/B07ZQQV542/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

A Bouquet Of Bullets

https://www.amazon.com/Bouquet-Bullets-Eric-Beetner-ebook/dp/B01IKCOOTC/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

England in the Middle Ages

https://www.amazon.com/England-Middle-Ages-Captivating-Medieval-ebook/dp/B087NM37KB/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_33?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=5CJBX5Q7YEA7ZV0FRYJK

The Complete Father Brown Stories

https://www.amazon.com/Complete-Father-Brown-Stories-ebook/dp/B087N4H3CZ/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_94?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=25TCN82C7KKGDSPNP1TH

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Traffic rules

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Something you may not have seen before

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Saving the Maori language:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kwIkF6LFDc

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Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Something you may not have seen before

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqQvwtzi8N8

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Jokes of the day

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Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!

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Somebody said you sound like an owl.

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"All the world's a stage,

And all the men and women merely players;

They have their exits and their entrances;

And one man in his time plays many parts,

His acts being seven ages."

— William Shakespeare

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What was the Cobra's favorite subject in school?

Hisssstory.

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Two hunters were out in the woods, when they heard a bear roar just feet away from them. One guy started to tighten his shoe laces.

The other guy said, “What are you doing?. You're not faster than that bear!”

The first guy replied, “You're right, but I just have to be faster than you!” Then he took off.

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A couple who were always arguing went to the village wise man for mediation. The wise man listened first to the wife as she complained about her husband and all the things he did to upset her and get on her nerves.

The wise man listened and nodded as she talked, then he said, "You're right."

Next the wise man listened to the husband as he complained about his wife and all the things she did to upset him and get on his nerves.

The wise man listened and nodded as he talked, then he said, "You're right."

The wise man's wife, who had been eavesdropping behind a door. came in the room. She said, "They don't agree on anything, how can they both be right? They can't possibly both be right!"

The wise man listened and nodded as she talked, then he said to his wife, "You're right."

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Nook Audio

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/62672/case-of-the-time-capsule-bandit-the

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You don't need a telescope

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Something you may not have seen before

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s33pySrnlrI

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Kindle

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Beyond Good and Evil

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078DWXJPX/ref=docs-os-doi_0

The McCoys Before The Feud: A Western Novel (Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/McCoys-Before-Feud-Western-Novel-ebook/dp/B07NFCH83S/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Home To Kentucky - The McCoys Before The Feud: A Western...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07NRQG6QZ?pd_rd_i=B07NRQG6QZ&ref_=dbs_t_r_nis_dp&storeType=ebooks

Killer at the Cult (A Reverend Annabelle Dixon Cozy Mystery Book 6)

https://www.amazon.com/Killer-Reverend-Annabelle-Dixon-Mystery-ebook/dp/B07MYCWVWQ/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Pursuit of an Evil Criminal

https://www.amazon.com/Pursuit-Evil-Criminal-Historical-Adventure-ebook/dp/B081H5D8XP/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_14?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=QHAJBYHGV67V7CQP4554

Travels Into Bokhara : A Voyage up the Indus

https://www.amazon.com/Travels-Into-Bokhara-Journey-Tartary-ebook/dp/B01MSJ52K7/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_56?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=1B03M152VJZCHB03PDY3

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Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Jokes of the day

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Why do mice hide when it's storming?

Because it's raining cats and dogs.

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What do bats do for fun?

Just hang around.

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"There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

— William Shakespeare (Hamlet)

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Hyperbole - It's the BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

A - Because frost bites!

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Teacher: “Do you listen to your father or your mother more?”

Pupil: “My mother.”

Teacher: “Why?”

Pupil: “Because she talks more.”

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First shepherd: “How many sheep do you have?”

Second shepherd: “I have no idea! Whenever I start to count them, I fall asleep.”

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A good fairy meets an evil wizard.

Good fairy: “And who are you?”

Evil wizard: “I’m an evil wizard!”

Good fairy: “Well, because you’re evil, I will grant you only one wish.”

Evil wizard: “Okay, I want you to drop dead!”

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A policeman sees a drunkard lying on the street.

Policeman: “What are you doing there?”

Drunkard: “I’ve lost something!”

Policeman: “What did you lose?”

Drunkard: “My balance!”

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“One of the most pathetic—and dangerous—signs of our times is the growing number of individuals and groups who believe that no one can possibly disagree with them for any honest reason.”

~ Thomas Sowell


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Nook Audio

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/218895/think-learn-succeed

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When you're a rock hound ...

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Kindle

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A Dead Mother (Jessica Huntington Desert Cities Mystery Book 4)

https://www.amazon.com/Mother-Jessica-Huntington-Desert-Mystery-ebook/dp/B074DVPVJ7/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Fifth Vital: A Prelude

https://www.amazon.com/Fifth-Vital-Prelude-Mike-Majlak-ebook/dp/B087KVXWBS/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_9?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=5Y3MSQP9RZ2JA5CBT7QJ

Ancient Greece

https://www.amazon.com/Ancient-Greece-Beginning-Macedonian-Civilizations-ebook/dp/B013RCWKI2/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_37?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=5Y3MSQP9RZ2JA5CBT7QJ

Fallujah

https://www.amazon.com/Second-Battle-Fallujah-History-Biggest-ebook/dp/B01LYUCY4M/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_44?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=5Y3MSQP9RZ2JA5CBT7QJ

Freud

https://www.amazon.com/Dream-Psychology-Psychoanalysis-Sigmund-Freud-ebook/dp/B087J7S9C8/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_62?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=7A7FTJWEVQ77Y5A98DB4

Glen

https://www.amazon.com/John-Glenn-Legacy-American-Astronaut-ebook/dp/B07TSXMWBG/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_65?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=7A7FTJWEVQ77Y5A98DB4

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Monday, April 27, 2020

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The Jurassic Period: The History and Legacy of the Geologic Era Most Associated with Dinosaurs

https://www.amazon.com/Jurassic-Period-Geologic-Associated-Dinosaurs-ebook/dp/B087MY2XHX/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Andrews Sisters

https://www.amazon.com/Andrews-Sisters-Legacy-Famous-Singing-ebook/dp/B087MYYBK9/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_41?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=9YBWDJVZTY6BBDHD8W72

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Word origin

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This joke is not for everybody.

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Why Iron man and not Fe male?

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Jokes of the day

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What is the back door to a cafeteria called?

Bacteria!

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Mom: Peter, why didn't you eat your lunch?

Peter: I have been studying history since this morning.

Mom: So how did that prevent you from eating lunch?

Peter: It was full of dates!!

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Jack: Can you read Chinese?

James: Yes, if it’s written in English.

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A brown bear meets a polar bear.

Brown bear: “Man, what kind of soap do you use?”

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Two snakes are talking.

First snake: “Are we poisonous snakes?”

Second snake: “I don’t think so, why?”

First snake: “Thank goodness, I just bit my tongue!”

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"All generalizations are false."

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Nook Audio

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/93736/silver-thaw

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Kindle

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Dotty Dabbles in Danger (Dotty Drinkwater Mystery Book 3)

https://www.amazon.com/Dotty-Dabbles-Danger-Drinkwater-Mystery-ebook/dp/B082MRKLMF/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Murdered by Success: A Liz Lucas Cozy Mystery (Liz Lucas Cozy Mystery Series Book 11)

https://www.amazon.com/Murdered-Success-Lucas-Cozy-Mystery-ebook/dp/B07SQ9ZCLM/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Books & Bagels (Mrs. Pomolo Investigates)

https://www.amazon.com/Books-Bagels-Mrs-Pomolo-Investigates-ebook/dp/B07WSF5QYY/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Painted Lady Inn Mysteries: Drop Dead Handsome: A Cozy Mystery W/ Recipes

https://www.amazon.com/Painted-Lady-Inn-Mysteries-Handsome-ebook/dp/B01EQML0RO/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Many free classics:

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=GIANLUCA&i=digital-text&s=price-asc-rank&qid=1587985341&ref=sr_st_price-asc-rank

Three Men

https://www.amazon.com/Three-Men-Boat-Jerome-K-ebook/dp/B081Y9D3QT/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=GIANLUCA+three+men&qid=1587985422&s=digital-text&sr=1-1

The Legend of Eydis

https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Eydis-C-S-Johnson-ebook/dp/B083QR1VQX/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Spirits in the Material World - a Salem Bookstore Cozy Witch Mystery (The Magical Supernatural Paranormal Witches of Massachusetts Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/Spirits-Material-World-Supernatural-Massachusetts-ebook/dp/B07XC42PVJ/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Date with a Ghost

https://www.amazon.com/Date-Ghost-Angela-Pepper-ebook/dp/B01BS3A5ES/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

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Sunday, April 26, 2020

Verbiage definition of the 365th part of the solar cycle as regards to earth.

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Lexiphanic - Of people who use bombastic or pretentious language.


"The tinsel of Lexiphanic language in many places involves his argument in almost inextricable mystery, and pains whom it was intended to please, by making them toil for instruction, when an easy, natural communication was practicable."

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Marketing explained

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(^_^) - Marketing

People often ask for a simple explanation of the business world buzzword 'Marketing.'

Well, here it is:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'

That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'

That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?'

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich.'

That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome girl. She fancies you, but you talk her into going out with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't go out with her so she asks you.

That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome girls in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, 'I'm very, very rich!'

That's Junk Mail.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me' She immediately turns around and walks away..

That's Customer Feedback.

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Ships don't sink because of the water around them; ships sink because of the water that gets inside them. Don't let what's happening around you get inside you and weigh you down.

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Sign of the times

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Nook Audio

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/168523/machine-platform-crowd

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Kindle

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Murder as a Party Crasher: A Cozy Mystery Book

https://www.amazon.com/Murder-Party-Crasher-Cozy-Mystery-ebook/dp/B087M6JFLM/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Steeped in Suspicion (A Pebble Cove Teahouse Mystery Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/Steeped-Suspicion-Pebble-Teahouse-Mystery-ebook/dp/B086JRYT9L/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Hidden Hand of Death (The Jack Ryder Mysteries Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/Hidden-Hand-Death-Ryder-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B086T371T7/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

How to Activate the Hidden Power in Gemstones & Crystals. A guide into crystals (Power for life Book 7)

https://www.amazon.com/Activate-Hidden-Gemstones-Crystals-crystals-ebook/dp/B008UT74C0/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Saddle Mountain: The Nations: A Western Adventure From The Author of "U.S. Marshal Shorty Thompson - Bartie Longshore: I Sentence You To Twenty Years"

https://www.amazon.com/Saddle-Mountain-Nations-Western-Adventure-ebook/dp/B075XFH9SP/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

The Big Book of Quotable Quotes (Omnibus): Over 500 Quotations to motivate, guide and amuse you

https://www.amazon.com/Big-Book-Quotable-Quotes-Omnibus-ebook/dp/B0874Q4LYB/ref=tmm_other_meta_binding_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

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Saturday, April 25, 2020

A history lesson kids will listen to

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This band sings about historic events!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaW76aDKObk

A Swedish band sings about a British man being portrayed by an American man that lives in Sweden and Germany, who fought with Arabs against the Ottomans in Syria, in a video which was shot in Tunisia.

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Kindle

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Susie: The Life and Legacy of Susannah Spurgeon, wife of Charles H. Spurgeon

https://www.amazon.com/Susie-Legacy-Susannah-Spurgeon-Charles-ebook/dp/B078Z6FGYH/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_6?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=Q6RFZ0KSHB5YBYPDW283

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Jokes and stuff

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We are stardust, we are golden and we've got to get ourselves back to the garden. 

Joni Mitchell


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How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards

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"You're a Wizard Harry!" .... And you might be a nerd if you read this in Haggrid's voice.

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"The real heroes are the librarians and teachers who at no small risk to themselves refuse to lie down and play dead for censors."

— Bruce Coville

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"Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever annoy one. "
— Spider Robinson

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Why do humming birds hum?

They forgot the words.

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Why aren't crabs very good at sharing?

Because they are shellfish.

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(^_^) - Classroom Stories

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories.

In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, "My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road; the basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke. The moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket.."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Next, Mary said, "We are farmers too. We had twenty eggs waiting to hatch, but when they did we only got ten chicks. The moral of this story is not to count your chickens before they're hatched.."

"Very good," said the teacher again, very pleased with the response so far.

Next it was Barney's turn to tell his story: "My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen.... Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete."

"Go on," said the teacher, intrigued.

"Aunt Karen drank the whisky on the way down to prepare herself; then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your father say was the moral of that frightening story?"

"Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking..."

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A doll for all occasions ..

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Nook Audio

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/108163/on-fire

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Kindle

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No Sweat: Never Back Down. (The Euphemia Sage Chronicles – Book 2)

https://www.amazon.com/No-Sweat-Never-Euphemia-Chronicles-ebook/dp/B07NTJBX9D/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Bromington-on-sea: A Wodehouse Cozy Mystery

https://www.amazon.com/Bromington-sea-Wodehouse-Cozy-Mystery-ebook/dp/B07TBNRYM2/ref=tmm_kin_title_sr?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

THE BORDER LEGION: Wild West Adventure

https://www.amazon.com/BORDER-LEGION-Wild-West-Adventure-ebook/dp/B073Q6M8M6/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=THE+BORDER+LEGION%3A+Wild+West+Adventure&qid=1587814413&s=digital-text&sr=1-1

THE BLACK TULIP (Historical Novel)

https://www.amazon.com/BLACK-TULIP-Historical-Novel-ebook/dp/B073GZMR5M/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=THE+BLACK+TULIP+%28Historical+Novel%29&qid=1587814543&s=digital-text&sr=1-3

Battle of Iwo Jima

https://www.amazon.com/Battle-Iwo-Jima-History-Beginning-ebook/dp/B087CLGZLX/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_4?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=DSCCMQWDZMEJ8BJ3S96D

Overcoming Anxiety: Reassuring Ways to Break Free from Stress and Worry and Lead a Calmer Life

https://www.amazon.com/Overcoming-Anxiety-Reassuring-Stress-Calmer-ebook/dp/B017FK9AXU/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_31?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=DSCCMQWDZMEJ8BJ3S96D

Marquis de Lafayette

https://www.amazon.com/Marquis-Lafayette-Life-Beginning-End-ebook/dp/B01M7NWMVC/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_73?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=KEBP5FBDCE0DHR10TQ6J
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Friday, April 24, 2020

Nook Audio

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https://www.nookaudiobooks.com/audiobook/94866/1632

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Free Nook Books

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This is a constantly updating list of free Nook Books. The categories are on the left side of the page.



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B&N FREE FRIDAY

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https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/servant-j-s-bailey/1120680519?ean=2940159165107

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Jokes of the day

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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"Do not let thorns in your side become nails in your coffin".

-Bruce Richard Bundy

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Charles Dickens is suffering from a terrible case of writer's block. He goes to the local pub and orders a martini.

The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

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Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

The Moo-vies.

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A man took his pet zebra out to run errands with him for the day. It was a very hot day, and the zebra grew thirsty and tired.

They went into a cafe to get a drink and cool off. The zebra lay down on the floor.

The waiter came over and angrily said, “Hey, what's that lyin' on the floor?”

The man replied, “That's not a lion, it's a zebra.”

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(^-^) - Daffynitions

Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette burn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize bur'-gler-ize: What a crook sees with.

Control kon-trol': A short, ugly inmate.

Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse i-klips': what an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper i'-drop-ur: a clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes hee'-rhos: what a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank left' bangk': what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

Misty mis'-tee: How golfers create divots.

Paradox par'-u-doks: two physicians.

Parasites par'-uh-sites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist farm'-uh-sist: a helper on the farm.

Polarize po'-lur-ize: what penguins in Antarctica see with.

Primate pri'-mat: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Relief ree-leef': what trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck rub'-er-nek: what you do to relax your wife.

Seamstress seem'-stres: describes 200 pounds in a size two.

Selfish sel'-fish: what the owner of a seafood store does.

Subdued sub-dood': a guy, that works on one of those submarines.

Sudafed sood'-a-fed: bringing litigation against a government official

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"'Entitlement' is not only the opposite of achievement, it undermines incentives to do all the hard work that leads to achievement."

~ Thomas Sowell

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