Saturday, September 29, 2018

Jokes of the days

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When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.


Who ever invented the “Knock-Knock jokes” should get a No-bell prize


They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.


I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.


I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

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Kindle

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Tomato Cookbook

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00WFCUZ3I

Ayahuasca

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B01LMOE44K

Spells

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00WLEHL46

The Happy Hollisters and the Merry-Go-Round Mystery: (Volume 10)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B009SV1736

golf

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3MkpUWTZOMy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

homemade pizza

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwSldFQ1lLRS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Jovian

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwNFk2NTE1QS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

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Friday, September 28, 2018

B&N Free Friday Selection

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Lily


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lily-lm-dewalt/1102474320?ean=9781926760421

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Some free book sites

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Reddit Groups


There are two Reddit groups that regularly have free Kindle books listed:


https://www.reddit.com/r/KindleFreebies/


https://www.reddit.com/r/FreeEBOOKS/


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eReaderIQ has free books also:


https://www.ereaderiq.com/


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Galaxy Science Fiction was an American digest-size science fiction magazine, published from 1950 to 1980, and they are now offered free online:

https://archive.org/details/galaxymagazine?sort=-date


(They can be downloaded as mobi files for the Kindle as well as being read online.​)


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Free Nook Books

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This is a constantly updating list of free Nook Books. The categories are on the left side of the page.



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Jokes of the day

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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

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What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)

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Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Family, Friends, and Foes: A Cruise Ship Cozy Mystery (Cruise Ship Christian Cozy Mysteries Series Book 11)

https://www.amazon.com/Family-Friends-Foes-Christian-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B075X3VK89/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1538130511&sr=1-1&keywords=Family%2C+Friends%2C+and+Foes%3A+A+Cruise+Ship+Cozy+Mystery+%28Cruise+Ship+Christian+Cozy+Mysteries+Series+Book+11%29

Winslow: The Lost Hunters (Winslow Doyle Mysteries Book 1)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B0763DZQPB

Crochet Patterns for Every Season

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwS1JIWDlJRy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

The Interpreters: Stories of interpreters who served the US military, as told to VICE News.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00LI764G8/?tag=untagged-20

Lilboox Durga

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B016A6CPPK/?tag=untagged-20

Here Is The Quiz Book: 100 Multiple-Choice Questions on Jeff Lynne & ELO

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3Mlo1V1FSTi8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

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Thursday, September 27, 2018

Jokes of the day ...

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She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

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If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A bagel.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids.

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What is the breed of canine that easily forgets his place on the trail?

 Wherewolf


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Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.

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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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What did the razor blade say to the razor?

Schick 'em up!

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What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt.

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How to Set Up Photography Lighting for a Home Studio

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00H11T8LS

Missing

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B012EG5UJ8

Lady Alice's Dilemma (Regency Belles and Beaux Book 1)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B013M7OJZ4

Sweet Competition (The Amish of Swan Creek Book 1)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B0744MV5H1

The Greek Maiden and the English Lord (CLEAN Historical Sweet Romance)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00EJNQ7ZG

Greek takeout recipes

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B01FWWKP32

Five Weeks in a Balloon

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07HMBVZV9

The Magic World

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07HMCQMBY

Eight Hundred Leagues On The Amazon

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07HMCQFWT

The Master of the World

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07HMCQYXM

Robur the Conqueror

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07HMNXGH4

Off on a Comet

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07HMNXRNW

From the Earth to the Moon

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07HMFVXHR

Cold River Rising: A Native American Mystery and Thriller Fiction Series (Cold River Series Book 1)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B004ULVGPI

Darwin

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAxTFpBN1E3NC8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Charlemagne

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAxTVFUNE9PSC8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Battle of Waterloo

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LX5KZTL/?tag=untagged-20

Battle of Gettysburg

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAxTDhST0RSTy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Interviews with the Masters: A Companion to Robert Greene's Mastery

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwR01PUEpLRS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Have Personality Disorder, Will Rule Russia: An Iconoclastic History by a Recovering Russophile

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAxNUhOOUU1US8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Jackie Kennedy

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3NFlCOTI4Sy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

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Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Jokes of the day ..

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Why don’t rabbits like sad movies? 

They only like movies with hoppy-endings!

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Why should you always keep glow worms in your backpack? 

They lighten your load! 

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Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks you’re a vampire! 

Necks please! 

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What happened to the man who crossed his dog with a cheetah? 

It chased cars and caught them!


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Make Condiments from Scratch

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00LYKTFU6

Vegan Soups

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00R8CQL4W

Love Sings FREE AUDIO BOOK INSIDE: Clean and Wholesome Country Romance

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B01H67XG82

Fun & Easy DIY Jewelry: For Children & Beginners (Fun & Easy Jewelry Book 1)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07HLC4MXM

Delicious and healthy recipes

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00PLXLR6W

Helen Keller

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3N1A5R0xOOS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01B485ARE/?tag=untagged-20

Shopping for Votes: How Politicians Choose Us and We Choose Them

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAxRUVROUFUQy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

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Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Joke of the day ....

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

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Kindle

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Veg

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00J0LMC1U

SHOOTER

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00G3B4S2Q

Boomer

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B004FEFCHS

Three Brothers Lodge Christian Romance Series

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B074RFJ9BW

Undead Redhead: A Zombie Romance with a Vegan Twist

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07BD47QSL

Christmas Tale Box Set - 6 Sweet Christmas Romance novels

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B077L1STMC

Love - clean and wholesome

https://www.ereaderiq.com/dp/B077HZCKP1/love-came-just-in-time-box-set/

Cleopatra: The True and Surprising Story of the Queen of the Nile

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01G8MSANW

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Monday, September 24, 2018

Kindle

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Moving And Packing For Winners: Outsmart Your Upcoming Move

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwTEVVNEFSRS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Lincoln's Story: The Wayfarer

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00SHVP6VM/?tag=untagged-20

Grand Theft Auto and Other Misdemeanors: Mischief, Mishaps and Mayhem in Miami Springs and Hialeah

https://www.amazon.com/Grand-Theft-Auto-Other-Misdemeanors-ebook/dp/B00IOWMJWI/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_17?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=CKRRCKCYEY80AEKTD0JV

Gorgeous Paper Crafts: 18 Card Making Ideas, Scrapbook Layouts, and DIY Paper Flowers

https://www.amazon.com/Gorgeous-Paper-Crafts-Scrapbook-Layouts-ebook/dp/B06XL1737C/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_19?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=CKRRCKCYEY80AEKTD0JV

Mama Said

https://www.amazon.com/Mama-Said-Ethel-Mae-Lewis-ebook/dp/B0742M27KD/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_50?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=CKRRCKCYEY80AEKTD0JV

The U-boat hunters

https://www.amazon.com/U-boat-hunters-James-Brendan-Connolly-ebook/dp/B004TR8U52/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_62?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=EPGAT2884X3JSBX5C6Y2

HALLOWEEN BOOK BUNDLE (4 Books in 1): Spooky Stories for Kids and Halloween Jokes (Spooky Halloween Stories 2)

https://www.amazon.com/HALLOWEEN-BOOK-BUNDLE-Books-Halloween-ebook/dp/B01LXV3GEV/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_72?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=EPGAT2884X3JSBX5C6Y2

Poverty and the Industrial Revolution

https://www.amazon.com/Poverty-Industrial-Revolution-Brian-Inglis-ebook/dp/B07GT22BRP/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_77?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=EPGAT2884X3JSBX5C6Y2

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Are you wasting your money on flubdubs?

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Are you wasting your money on flubdubs?

Abraham Lincoln thought his wife, Mary Todd Lincoln. was wasting government issued household money on flubdubs.

The etymology of the word seems to be unknown. The most common use seemed to have meant a buffoon.

But Lincoln apparently extended the meaning to include unnecessary gewgaws for the White House. That would include many items needed to redecorate the place, which had grown kind of disgusting over the years because people's idea of acceptable behavior included spitting chewing tobacco juice on the rugs, not using ashtrays, and using the tablecloth and upholstery to wipe their hands and face after a greasy meal.

So Mary bought rugs, linens, curtains, paint for the walls, etc. This might have been more understandable if the country was not in the midst of the Civil War, where getting blankets and food to the soldiers was a problem. But it drove Abraham to distraction to think of the White House getting a new rug when Union soldiers who were sleeping in muddy ditches may not have a blanket.

(Like just about everything I learn about history, there are conflicting opinions on Mary Lincoln. I call it the "fog of history". For every historical publication  that says "A",  there are equally well documented studies that say "B" and "C". I don't know, or imagine I can know, the absolute Truth on any of these things. I just like talking about them.)

Was she a crazy shopaholic, actually illegally cooking the accounting books to filch more money for her outrageously expensive cashmere shawls and fancy china, or was she simply aware of the importance of the seat of Federal power and wanted it to appear properly clean and appointed?

Did she need dozens of white lambskin gloves because she was like Imelda Marcos buying shoes, or did she need them to perform her duties as a hostess, shaking thousands of hands and changing gloves when they became soiled and unsightly?

The terrible cost of the war was grinding Lincoln down mentally, emotionally and spiritually. The incomprehensible numbers of dead and maimed, the pain and suffering of the wounded who were not getting adequate medical care even by the standards of the day, and the budget with debt mounting by the day. The very last thing on his mind was the task of decorating the White House.

But Mary, left alone day after day as her husband struggled with every aspect of the war, did have the household and State functions on her mind, as well as standing up to the scrutiny that every First Lady is under. She focused on fixing things up and looking the part of the President's wife. Maybe she over did it, maybe not. But it's understandable how she felt.

As the NY Times succinctly put it:

"Maligned as a Southern sympathizer, and suffering mental strain that ultimately led to her institutionalization, she infuriated her husband by her obsession with finery acquired at public expense. ''Flub-dubs!'' President Lincoln once shouted when presented with a list of expenses for mansion furnishings and dresses."

Never, he said, would he ask Congress for an appropriation "for flub dubs for that damned old house!" "It would stink in the land to have it said that an appropriation of $20,000 for furnishing the house had been over run by the president when the poor freezing soldiers could not have blankets."

He offered to pay for the extra expenses out of his own pockets, but eventually had to back down and get two deficiency appropriations to cover rehabilitating the White House.

It was a terrible, soul wrenching time for this country, and not a time for frivolity. But Mary Lincoln could distract herself from her loneliness, her grief, and her insecurities for a little while by shopping for flubdubs.

These days we jokingly call it "Retail Therapy".



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Free Nook Classics

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Free Nook Classics


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/Wisehouse/_/N-8qa?Ns=P_Sale_Price%7C0

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Free Kindle Cozies

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Lots of free Kindle cozies:

https://www.amazon.com/s?field-price=0-0&sort=review-rank&lo=digital-text&rh=n:6190476011,p_20:English&page=

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Missing in Mystic Grove (A Liz Bean Mystery Book 0)

http://www.omnimystery.com/products/B07HD16DVZ.php

Anybody but Anne: A Fleming Stone Mystery

https://www.amazon.com/Anybody-but-Anne-Fleming-Mystery-ebook/dp/B0749D26MF/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1537785530&sr=1-1&keywords=Anybody+but+Anne%3A+A+Fleming+Stone+Mystery

Justice in Slow Motion (Drexel Pierce Book 3)

http://www.omnimystery.com/products/B07FLGVJLQ.php

Dead Man Out of Yuma: Book No. 1: "The Judge": The Revenge Begins: An introduction to the Dead Man Out of Yuma series.

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B0756KCKSR

The Things Our Fathers Saw—The Untold Stories of the World War II Generation-Volume III: War in the Air—Combat, Captivity, and Reunion

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B075MCK7K4

Take A Haunted Walk With Me: A Ghost Hunter Cozy Mystery (A Ghostly Haunted Tour Guide Cozy Mystery Book 5)

https://www.amazon.com/Take-Haunted-Walk-Me-Mystery-ebook/dp/B01HN7N1LM/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1537785903&sr=1-1&keywords=Take+A+Haunted+Walk+With+Me%3A+A+Ghost+Hunter+Cozy+Mystery+%28A+Ghostly+Haunted+Tour+Guide+Cozy+Mystery+Book+5%29

Curiosity Killed The Cat: A Cozy Cat and Witch Mystery (Cozy Conundrums Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/Curiosity-Killed-Cat-Mystery-Conundrums-ebook/dp/B0775S4V5C/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1537786068&sr=1-1&keywords=Curiosity+Killed+The+Cat%3A+A+Cozy+Cat+and+Witch+Mystery+%28Cozy+Conundrums+Book+1%29

The Evil Shepherd

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00P8KUBTM

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Jokes of the day ..

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Why was the library so tall? 

It had lots of stories! 

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a woodworm! 

Really? What a boring life you have! 


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Why was the millipede late? 


Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby sister! 


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What happened to the man who crossed his dog with a car?


He kept it in a barking lot!

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Sunday, September 23, 2018

Jokes of the day ....

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What's the difference between a weird rabbit and a sports playing rabbit?

One's a bit funny, the other is a fit bunny.

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What do you call an ant that won't go away?

Permanant.

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What treat is never on time?

Choco- late

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The Algonquin Reader: Fall 2015

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAxNVFONFQwQy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

The Dead Rising: The Beginning (zombie)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B014G1D7C6/?tag=untagged-20

Kidnapped

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3NUwyM0xTQy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Invisible

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3NU03NzhRMy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Persuasion

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3NU03VkJLNy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

20 Slow Cooker Thanksgiving Dinner Ideas

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwTk9CSTNHMC8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

The Eye of Shiva: Eastern Mysticism and Science

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00U238BMY/?tag=untagged-20

Veg

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwR1FLSDBRQS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

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Saturday, September 22, 2018

Jokes of the day ...

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Where do you find the most vampires in New York?

The Vampire State Building!

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Where do you get microwaves?

Tiny beaches!

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Doctor, doctor, I've a pain at the base of my back!

Let’s get to the bottom of this!

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Sunset in the Mists - The Dark Draws the Curtain: Christian Mystery & Suspense Romance (The Evynsford Chronicles Book 1)

http://www.omnimystery.com/products/B07CBP1W24.php

Veg

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F98N1FE

Casanova Killer (true crime)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B012965CUK

Ulysses

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07CB4MHCC

Aristotle

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07HH66DR4

Norse Mythology

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B077TFV3F3

250 Laugh-Out-Loud Clean Jokes for Kids

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B007T1ID3E

The Happy Hollisters at Mystery Mountain (#5 in the Happy Hollisters series)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B005LDVBRM

The Federalist Papers

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAxTVJHUEFTMy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Three Brightnesses: The Quintessential Story of Learning Chinese and Falling in Love in China—Over and Over Again

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00X5SC80E/?tag=untagged-20

Self Massage

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAxNVZKMzdFSy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

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Friday, September 21, 2018

Free Friday Nook Book

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Marigolds and Murder


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/marigolds-and-murder-london-lovett/1127227804?ean=2940162138617

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Free Nook Books

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This is a constantly updating list of free Nook Books. The categories are on the left side of the page.



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Jokes of the Day ..

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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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What do you call a belt with a clock built into it?

A waist of time.

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What do you call a ghost's Mom and Dad?

His transparents.

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Made in Acapulco: The Emilia Cruz Stories

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GANWA9A/?tag=free-mysterebooks-20

The Mystery of the Indian Carvings (Christian)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B008T4FKNG

Sweet Potato Cookbook

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00AB7YZV2

The Heidelberg Ghost (Haunted Love Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0098RDV20

Blood Ties (Julie Collins Mystery Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XPRGCNJ/?tag=untagged-20

Hannibal Barca

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3N0dQNkZMOS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Doppelgänger: The Legend Of Lee Harvey Oswald

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00VB507GA/?tag=untagged-20

Genghis Khan: A Life From Beginning to End

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B078J373YY/?tag=untagged-20

My Days with Father Clancy: And the Shining Village on the Hill

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00CLU74TW/?tag=untagged-20

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Thursday, September 20, 2018

Jokes of the day

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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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My sister and I often laugh about how competitive we are.

But I laugh more.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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Fountain of Revenge

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FW2H6L8

The Surprise Bride Saved by the Heartbroken Indian: Clean and Wholesome Western Historical Romance (Brave Brides for Kind Hearted Indians Book 1)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B01CBG4MM2

A DIFFERENCE OF PURPOSE: A Novel Of The American Civil War

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008QG0NKW

Half-Breed

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B0057OEL1I

My Forever Heartache: Four Years of Discovery with the Kalahari Bushmen

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00I87PTF8/?tag=untagged-20

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Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Kindle

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Rich Kids, Broke Kids: The Failure of Traditional Estate Planning

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3MTFaWkJYSy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

A Comedy of Murders: An Italian Renaissance Mystery (The first adventure of Leonardo da Vinci and Niccolo da Pavia Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/Comedy-Murders-Renaissance-adventure-Leonardo-ebook/dp/B00BFFE9DS/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1537391371&sr=1-1&keywords=A+Comedy+of+Murders%3A+An+Italian+Renaissance+Mystery+%28The+first+adventure+of+Leonardo+da+Vinci+and+Niccolo+da+Pavia+Book+1%29

Criminology: A Complete Introduction: Teach Yourself

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00GU32JG4/?tag=untagged-20

Transcription: Free Preview: A Novel

https://www.amazon.com/Transcription-Preview-Novel-Kate-Atkinson-ebook/dp/B07GDJLBD4/ref=sr_1_2?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1537391564&sr=1-2&keywords=hachette+books

The Clandestine Cake Club Cookbook

https://www.amazon.com/Clandestine-Cake-Club-Cookbook-ebook/dp/B00Q38OJD2/ref=sr_1_22?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1537391633&sr=1-22&keywords=hachette+books

Second Watch (An Alice Madison Short)

https://www.amazon.com/Second-Watch-Alice-Madison-Short-ebook/dp/B06XVVF871/ref=sr_1_28?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1537391633&sr=1-28&keywords=hachette+books

Reading Between the Signs Workbook: A Cultural Guide for Sign Language Students and Interpreters

https://www.amazon.com/Reading-Between-Signs-Workbook-Interpreters-ebook/dp/B00L83X07S/ref=sr_1_44?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1537391740&sr=1-44&keywords=hachette+books

Truly, Madly, Regency: A Regency Romance Sampler from Forever Romance

https://www.amazon.com/Truly-Madly-Regency-Romance-Sampler-ebook/dp/B00JOU0ONU/ref=sr_1_64?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1537391799&sr=1-64&keywords=hachette+books

A Little Bit of Slap & Tickle: The Unusual History of Sex and The People Who Do It

https://www.amazon.com/Little-Bit-Slap-Tickle-Unusual-ebook/dp/B0796RC9WZ/ref=sr_1_105?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1537391959&sr=1-105&keywords=hachette+books

Straight Up: Where to drink & what to drink on every continent

https://www.amazon.com/Straight-Up-Where-drink-continent-ebook/dp/B073ZLDQLF/ref=sr_1_125?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1537392026&sr=1-125&keywords=hachette+books

Controlled Explosions (A Paula Maguire Short Story): A compelling crime novella of violence and intrigue

https://www.amazon.com/Controlled-Explosions-Paula-Maguire-Short-ebook/dp/B00XUPPVSI/ref=sr_1_132?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1537392084&sr=1-132&keywords=hachette+books

Cursed - ebook: A Jack Nightingale short story

https://www.amazon.com/Cursed-ebook-Nightingale-short-story-ebook/dp/B00SRVAMSE/ref=sr_1_137?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1537392084&sr=1-137&keywords=hachette+books

The President's Table

https://www.amazon.com/Presidents-Table-Jenny-Bond-ebook/dp/B00RTY97M2/ref=sr_1_155?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1537392252&sr=1-155&keywords=hachette+books

An Exhibit of Madness (The Dulcie Chambers Museum Mysteries Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/Exhibit-Madness-Dulcie-Chambers-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B00B6X6RUW/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1537392643&sr=1-1&keywords=An+Exhibit+of+Madness+%28The+Dulcie+Chambers+Museum+Mysteries+Book+1%29

Finding Jerusalem: Archaeology between Science and Ideology

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3ODQ1U0czMi8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

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Joke of the day

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The salesman handed me two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?"


I said I'd take either/oar

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Ghost Detective (A Myron Vale Investigation Book 1)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00DIJYFBA

Beets: The Ultimate Recipe Guide!

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwQjRXUENQNi8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

American Civil War: A Nation Divided

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LVUXB9C/?tag=untagged-20

Into the Darkness: The Harrowing True Story of the Titanic Disaster: Riveting First-Hand Accounts of Agony, Sacrifice and Survival

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA2V1ZEQ04yVy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Gemini

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00XNMLI3A/?tag=untagged-20

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Tuesday, September 18, 2018

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Living in the Middle East: Volume V - 2011-14

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07BS8YWY6/?tag=untagged-20

The Ultimate Guide to Winning at Fortnite Tips and Strategies to Boss at Battle Royale Like the Pros

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07GY3PKKS/?tag=untagged-20

The Life of Reason

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XSZ8YTL/?tag=untagged-20

Deviled Egg Recipes

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA2V1c4TkgzVC8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Australia: History of Australia: Discover the major events that shaped the history of Australia

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3OTlITVhRSi8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Classic Zucchini Cookbook: 20 recipes

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3NjRNQk5HRy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Coleslaw Recipes

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3OVNSUTE3SC8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Buyer Beware, Ghost Infested Homes

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07BCGT1SZ/?tag=untagged-20

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Final "shoddy" post

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Here is something NOT shoddy -

Excellent book about Meigs, who didn't get the credit he deserved, in my opinion. His name pops up in other Civil War books, but I'm glad he got a book of his own highlighting his contribution to the country.

The Quartermaster: Montgomery C. Meigs, Lincoln's General, Master Builder of the Union Army
by Robert O'Harrow

https://www.amazon.com/Quartermaster-Montgomery-Lincolns-General-Builder-ebook/dp/B01CO34NU8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1535658327&sr=8-1&keywords=The+Quartermaster%3A+Montgomery+C.+Meigs%2C+Lincoln%27s+General%2C+Master+Builder+of+the+Union+Army

From the Amazon page:

"The lively story of the Civil War’s most unlikely—and most uncelebrated—genius” (The Wall Street Journal)—General Montgomery C. Meigs, who built the Union Army and was judged by Abraham Lincoln, William Seward, and Edwin Stanton to be the indispensable architect of the Union victory.

Born to a well-to-do, connected family in 1816, Montgomery C. Meigs graduated from West Point as an engineer. He helped build America’s forts and served under Lt. Robert E. Lee to make navigation improvements on the Mississippi River.

As a young man, he designed the Washington aqueducts in a city where people were dying from contaminated water. He built the spectacular wings and the massive dome of the brand new US Capitol.

Introduced to President Lincoln by Secretary of State William Seward, Meigs became Lincoln’s Quartermaster, in charge of supplies. It was during the Civil War that Meigs became a national hero.

 He commanded Ulysses S. Grant’s base of supplies that made Union victories, including Gettysburg, possible. He sustained Sherman’s army in Georgia, and the March to the Sea. After the war, Meigs built Arlington Cemetery (on land that had been Robert E. Lee’s home).

Civil War historian James McPherson calls Meigs “the unsung hero of northern victory.”


The audio is available too. I got a copy from the library and I'm listening to it as I type. I bought the Kindle book from Amazon when it was on sale. If you put it in your "wish list" they will let you know when it goes on sale.

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Joke of the day

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Schubert had a horse name Sarah,

He took her to the big parade.

With every step the duo took

Schubert's Serenade.

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also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlTTgJau33Q


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139 Health Tips

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00VWF9Q52

Granny Dollar

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0721KHHYY

The Delphi Agenda: Lisa Emmer Historical Thriller #1 (The Lisa Emmer Series)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00AGZEHYO

The Fashion Designer (The Pattern Artist Book 2)  (Christian)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078X5HBNN

The Man at the Door (Christian)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008NY94UM/?tag=untagged-20

At the Mountains of Madness

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07HBCBTS8

The Dunwich Horror

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07HBCQ4SJ

The Road

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07HBF2RBF

The Jewel of Seven Stars

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07HBD21GT

The Jane Austen Collection

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07HCF5FFV

Stunning Portrait Photography - Posing and Lighting! (On Target Photo Training Book 18)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B007SWU27E

Alana (Historical)

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwWUI5VFVQVy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Sweet Romance Sampler: 5 First Chapters

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAxOEdLUzBMNi8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Mastress and Other Twisted Tails, Illustrated: An unholy corpus of oddities, strangelings, bizarritudes and peculiaritisms

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwRjgyQ1M3SS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Six-shooter Tales (Six-shooter Series Book 1)

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwR0JaUENMQS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

35 Recipes For Comforting Winter Soups

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00IGYKSTU/?tag=untagged-20

Diabetes-Friendly NUTRiBULLET Recipes

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00YBLJLZE/?tag=untagged-20

Superfoods Green Smoothies

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwVFRNRDdFUS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

PROBIOTIC SMOOTHIES

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwUDdCTjdVMi8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Dip Dressing & Sauce Recipes

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0146S2B7G/?tag=untagged-20

NUMEROLOGY DECIPHERED: Book One: The Single Numbers and Life Path

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00TTD36VE/?tag=untagged-20

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Monday, September 17, 2018

Book Recommendation

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My 5 star pick from the library -

I recently got the audio version of this young person's book from the library and I just loved it! This is a terrific book, even for grown ups. Here is the listing on Amazon, but if you can get it from the library that would be good.

*****

The Ghost's Grave by Peg Kehret


https://www.amazon.com/Ghosts-Grave-Peg-Kehret-ebook/dp/B00GAH3QJ4/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=


Overdrive has it, Hoopla does too.

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ANCIENT EGYPT: Legends. Gods. Pharaohs. (The Epoch: As it was Book 1)


https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07H52KM6T/?tag=untagged-20


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Kindle Non Fiction

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Vikings: History of Vikings

https://www.amazon.com/Vikings-History-Mythology-Valhalla-Religion-ebook/dp/B01N2A08ZB/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_23?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=XB490SXQA7XFV1C1MSK5

500 Random Facts: about Italy (Trivia and Facts about the Countries Book 7)

https://www.amazon.com/500-Random-Facts-Trivia-Countries-ebook/dp/B07BVBZ57W/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_34?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=XB490SXQA7XFV1C1MSK5

The Woman Who Lost Her Face: How Charla Nash Survived the World's Most Infamous Chimpanzee Attack

https://www.amazon.com/Woman-Who-Lost-Her-Face-ebook/dp/B007L4XT6U/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_100?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=WWWFVZ612C9MQTV99HDH

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Kindle Non Fiction

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SPAGHETTI SQUASH

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3M1dKSlMxVy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Pedaling Through Paradise: A Bicycling Adventure From Ohio to Colorado and Beyond

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3N1NIMldWOC8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

World War II: The most mysterious secrets of the World War II

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B076DGFXC1/?tag=untagged-20

Drawing 3D: A Guide to Making Your Art Leap off the page

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B075VTRW3T/?tag=untagged-20

Survival Communication: 15 Super Hacks To Stay In Touch With Your Family In Any Situation

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3NzZIWjQ0OC8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Sex Discrimination Supreme Court Decisions

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0718Z8LMP/?tag=untagged-20

The Hoffman-Lindenmeyer Family Story: Four Centuries of History

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07CHQG92N/?tag=untagged-20

Days to Remember: Days to Forget: Love Letters From a Writer in Paris

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07CHV7921/?tag=untagged-20

Through The Shattered Glass

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01FFXV686/?tag=untagged-20

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Joke of the day ..

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What do you call a magical dog?


A labracadabrador

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Huckleberry Fiend (Paul Mcdonald Mystery #2) (The Paul Mcdonald Series)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00D7O87U6

A Strange and Bitter Fruit

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003A846YK

Tracy's Complications: Wallace Family Affairs (Christian)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D0BTSHW

The Unhappy Medium: A Supernatural Comedy. Book 1

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00ILRX3D0/?tag=untagged-20

Levon's Trade (Levon Cade Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00R52PKTW/?tag=untagged-20

THE CHOSEN The Youth: Historical Fiction (The Chosen Trilogy Book 1) (Bible based)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00XZ2GBZI/?tag=untagged-20

The Chautauqua Belles: Tour of Mansions Series Book 1 (Christian)

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAxQUtKOThKWS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Fatal Justice: Vigilante Justice Thriller Series 1 with Jack Lamburt (Vigilante Justice Series 1)

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA2WFI1RlcySy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

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Sunday, September 16, 2018

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People Speak 3: Real Life Stories (People talk about themselves)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00QUXXONG/?tag=untagged-20

NUKED

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwSzBTSDQ3Ty8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Uprooted: A Vietnamese Family's Journey - 1935-1975

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B019DIW1DS/?tag=untagged-20

FREEDOM: The End Of The Human Condition

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01FMRBELO/?tag=untagged-20

Designing Worlds: National Design Histories in an Age of Globalization (Making Sense of History)

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAxRU82VTA0Ni8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Parameters of Disavowal: Colonial Representation in South Korean Cinema (Global Korea)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07FNHDF5L/?tag=untagged-20

Thomas Edison: A Life From Beginning to End

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA2WEdNWkQyNy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

The Scooby Awards (Scooby Snacks Book 5)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00R4UAZAY/?tag=untagged-20

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Joke of the day ....

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(^_^) - Birds of a Feather ?

It was a typical night of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire:

Regis: 'Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend."
"The next question will give you the top prize of $1 million dollars, if you get it right. But if you get it wrong, you will drop back to $32,000. Are you ready?'

Barbara: 'Sure, I'll have a go!'

Regis: 'Which of the following birds does not build its own nest?

Is it:

A - Robin
B - Sparrow
C - Cuckoo
D - Thrush

Remember Barbara - its worth $1 million dollars.'

'I think I know who it... I'm not 100%... no, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.'

Regis: 'Yes. Who, Barbara, do you want to phone?'

Barbara: 'I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham.' .....(ringing)

Maggie: 'Hello...'

Regis: 'Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to get to a Million. The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question. There are 4 possible answers and only 1 correct answer. You have 30 seconds to reply -- fire away Barbara.'

Barbara: 'Maggie, which of the following birds does not build its own nest?

Is it:

A- Robin
B- Sparrow
C- Cuckoo
D- Thrush

Maggie: 'Oh gees, Barbara that's simple...It's a cuckoo.'

Barbara: 'You think?'

Maggie: 'I'm sure.'

Barbara: 'Thanks Maggie.' (hangs up)

Regis: 'Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?'

Barbara: 'I want to play, I'll go with c-cuckoo'

Regis: 'Is that your final answer?'

Barbara: 'It is.'

Regis: 'Are you confident?'

Barbara: 'Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet.'

Regis: 'Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said c-cuckoo...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!! Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara!'

That night Barbara called round to Maggie and brought her down to a local bar for a celebratory drink and, as they were sipping their champagne, Barbara turned to Maggie and asked: 'Tell me Maggie, How on earth did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?'

Maggie: 'Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a cuckoo lives in a clock!'

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Plant-Based Diet

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BR23H73

Kidnapped

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B01NAY4HEU

My Antonia

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B01N394V65

Juggling Secrets: Learn How to Juggle Today

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B007E01QKM

Promise Me (Regency)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M73T2XH

Jungle Book

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Whole Food Slow Cooker

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Boundaries

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Autoimmune Disease Inflammation Diet

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