Happy New Year!

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Why do poor canaries learn to talk just as quick as rich ones?
Because talk is cheep!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!
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Why do sheep never leave the field?
They all stand at the gate saying, “After ewe!”
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Question: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Answer: North Polish!
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Jokes of the Day

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Why did the sun not bother going to college?
It already had a million degrees!
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Why did the teacher get stronger bulbs for the school room?
Because the class was a little dim!
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Why did the skeleton keep his head in the freezer?
Because he was a numb-skull!
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Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
It didn't have the guts!

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B&N FREE FRIDAY BOOK

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The Fortune Café


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-fortune-cafe-julie-wright/1121424267?ean=2940149191017

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Blast from the past

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This week got away from me! Here's a list from the past, many of these books are still free but check the price.

http://turningkey.blogspot.com/2016/06/free-friday-book-list.html

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Why do some teachers draw on windows?
To make the lesson clear!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?
They can’t remember the words!
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Why do dogs scratch themselves?
No one else knows where the itch is!
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freebie

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Elvis!


https://www.amazon.com/Reconsider-Baby-Elvis-Presley-Listeners-ebook/dp/B075KQBDFB/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_4?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=P72K7QAYQMR21X226W38
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
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Question: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney?
Answer: Because it soots him!
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Question: What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? Answer: The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
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Question: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Answer: “I’ll never part with it!”
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Question: Why did Santa run around his bed on Christmas morning?
Answer: To catch up on his sleep!
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Question: Why did the snowman name his dog Frost?
Answer: Because Frost bites!
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Question: Where do the three wise men get their robes tailored?
Answer: Bethle-HEM!
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B&N FREE FRIDAY SELECTION

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A Very Merry Christmas


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-very-merry-christmas-cathy-lamb/1123624014?ean=9781420144420

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Free Friday Nook Books Dec 22

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LIST FOR FRIDAY Dec 22, 2017


Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)


*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.




PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Shadow

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/shadow-of-the-wolf-connie-flynn/1030291039?ean=2940044467859

Kill Them

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kill-them-dead-1-ben-finn/1118599982?ean=2940045580229

Yesterday's Thief

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/yesterdays-thief-al-macy/1123464803?ean=2940154596678

Chasm

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chasm-waxing-b-michaels/1124468652?ean=2940153693897

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Felicity

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/felicity-falls-in-love-audra-bell/1125686405?ean=2940154207987

Bought

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bought-and-paid-for-lara-hunter/1123682921?ean=2940152983234

You've Got a Way

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christian-romance-joanne-sawyer/1123872052?ean=2940153047430

Love Again

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-again-kristi-victoria-hancock/1124432514?ean=2940153683935

The Road

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-road-has-been-too-long-jane-smith/1125551950?ean=2940154163368

When Ship Bells

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/when-ship-bells-ring-donna-hatch/1123521460?ean=2940152919295

Princess

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-princess-the-pig-keeper-dc-rivers/1123238302?ean=2940152778755

I Married the Boss

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-married-the-boss-mario-v-farina/1125461355?ean=2940153952130

Christmas in Cornwall

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-christmas-in-cornwall-laura-briggs/1124924090?ean=2940153790770

Gratitude

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gratitude-khaleel-jooste/1123106725?ean=2940152498158

Petals

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/petals-reina-m-williams/1126256964?ean=2940154323021

She Took It

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/she-took-it-all-norman-f-hewes/1123587233?ean=2940152938975

Margaret

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-margaret-amelia-rose/1123741171?ean=2940152995992

He's Got

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hes-got-her-goat-christine-thackeray/1123682777?ean=2940152981902

The Retreat

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-retreat-veda-whitfield/1126402717?ean=2940154370384

Mary Pickens

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mary-pickins-home-economist-mario-v-farina/1124415689?ean=2940153682785

Twenty Five

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/twenty-five-love-stories-hiranya-borah/1127100372?ean=2940154550106

Happy Birthday

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/happy-birthday-eliza-dear-mario-v-farina/1123892328?ean=2940153059594

Fated Souls

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fated-souls-dean-murray/1125457022?ean=2940157264093

Hearts

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hearts-on-the-window-amanda-hamm/1126618682?ean=2940153091679



MYSTERY/ THRILLER

The Wife

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-wife-part-one-ml-roberts/1127359071?ean=9780008259860

First In

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/first-in-karl-york/1120581923?ean=2940046266108

Driver Ed

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/driver-ed-eric-howling/1125775336?ean=2940154007860

Maniacal

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/maniacal-cm-sutter/1124368218?ean=2940153363639

Track Down

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/track-down-series-scott-conrad/1127395334?ean=2940154995105

Touch of Midnight

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-touch-of-midnight-lara-adrian/1116049835?ean=2940046331554

Irreparable

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/irreparable-harm-melissa-f-miller/1100490011?ean=2940012480033

False Flag

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/false-flag-jay-tinsiano/1117390917?ean=2940153541747

The Maze

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-maze-bettina-melher/1121847111?ean=2940151899611

Protocol

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-protocol-j-robert-kennedy/1104787461?ean=2940046277234

Rack and Ruin

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rack-and-ruin-a-gripping-private-detective-mystery-thriller-solomon-carter/1123939382?ean=2940153186283

Nice Jagged Edge

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-nice-jagged-edge-an-atticus-rosemary-mystery-thriller-series-short-story-prequel-carlyle-clark/1124139950?ean=2940044237070

Caliban

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-caliban-program-richard-fox/1121288206?ean=2940151754941

Devil's

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/devils-in-a-different-dress-chris-barraclough/1122070422?ean=2940151952194

Hollywood

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hollywood-assassin-mz-kelly/1118931531?ean=2940045769723

SOS

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sos-ec-myers/1120881338?ean=9781681052083

Agreement

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-agreement-a-thriller-short-story-ja-konrath/1123772929?ean=2940152860313

Elemental

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/elemental-alexandra-may/1111137560?ean=2940011454899

Love is For

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-is-for-tomorrow-michael-karner/1122669792?ean=2940152358025

Haunted

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/haunted-douglas-misquita/1125995831?ean=9781508065173

Forever Road

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/forever-road-catie-rhodes/1115322968?ean=2940148609117

Flesh and Blood

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/flesh-and-blood-a-gripping-private-detective-mystery-thriller-solomon-carter/1123774821?ean=2940152849219

Chameleon

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chameleon-a-city-of-london-thriller-j-jackson-bentley/1109677113?ean=2940033073870

Hard Fall

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hard-fall-pt-reade/1123361981?ean=2940152862867

See Them Run

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/see-them-run-stacy-green/1120947085?ean=2940152707847

Avenged

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-avenged-charles-prandy/1122541060?ean=2940152098266

A Cruise

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-cruise-to-die-for-beth-a-sager/1124368180?ean=2940153350080


FOREIGN

Navi

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/navi-signale-des-b-sen-norbert-b-seler/1123645548?ean=9783739646909

Sein 1

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sein-1-opfer-tami-hoag/1122158026?ean=9783641164171

Funkelnde

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/funkelnde-leseperlen-cd-sanders/1125702104?ean=9783739696638

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Question: What do you get when you cross a flying saucer with Santa Claus?
Answer: A UF Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Question: What did the grape say to the peanut butter?
Answer: “Tis the season to be jelly!”
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree Wise Men!
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Question: Why does Santa have a garden?
Answer: So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Question: What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Answer: A cookie sheet!
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Question: Which reindeer has bad manners?
Answer: Rude-olph!
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Question: How do snowmen greet each other?
Answer: “Ice to meet you!”
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“Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.”
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Question: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
Answer: He felt his presents.
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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Donut. Donut who?
Donut open your presents ‘til Christmas!
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Question: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
Answer: In the dictionary!
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Question: Why did Santa buy a brown cow?
Answer: Because he wanted chocolate milk!
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Question: Why does Mrs. Claus do her laundry in Tide?
Answer: Because it’s too cold out-tide!
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Question: What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
Answer: You get Tinsel-itis!
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Question: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Answer: Nothing, it was on the house!
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A couple of new hires for a construction company drove the company pickup truck into a lumberyard. The youngest of the two walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The new guy paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After a while, the new guy returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

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B&N FREE FRIDAY SELECTION

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The Twelve Days of Seduction


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-twelve-days-of-seduction-eva-devon/1122869348?ean=9781622664368

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Free Books for Dec 15, 2017

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LIST FOR FRIDAY Dec 15, 2017

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

*Also- If you read a book and like it please consider leaving the author a good feedback.


PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Unit 37

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/unit-37-william-laws/1123534664?ean=2940152921830

Alien Romance

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alien-romance-ashley-l-hunt/1125125347?ean=2940152832426

Battle for Cilcia

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/battle-for-cilicia-michael-g-thomas/1120022678?ean=2940033173778

After the Battle on Starship Hill

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/after-the-battle-on-starship-hill-vernor-vinge/1105114820?ean=9781466800069


NONFICTION

WW1

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/world-war-1-henry-freeman/1123900917?ean=2940153250854

1812

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/war-of-1812-henry-freeman/1123900747?ean=2940153193120

WW2

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/world-war-2-cyrus-j-zachary/1124094717?ean=2940154877784

Women Heroes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-forgotten-women-heroes-scott-s-f-meaker/1120195325?ean=9781312368866

Stalin

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/joseph-stalin-hourly-history/1125488329?ean=2940154205822

How the Allies Won World War II

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-the-allies-won-world-war-ii-austin-torney/1113572711?ean=2940044983472

Teagan

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/teagans-story-talia-jager/1113674903?ean=2940012282149

Random Battles

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/random-battles-zachary-knight/1115304449?ean=2940032942115

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Pesky Details

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pesky-details-bob-knight-barsch/1121176140?ean=2940046561173

Who's Shirley?

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/whos-shirley-mario-v-farina/1124326969?ean=2940153668109

Rescued

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rescued-by-love-sophie-dawson/1126682760?ean=2940154730645

Pun

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-pun-lady-mario-v-farina/1125532857?ean=2940153974453

Carleton

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mail-order-bride-a-bride-for-carlton-karla-gracey/1123871530?ean=2940153219103

Return

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/return-to-summerchester-hazel-elizabeth-allen/1126358185?ean=2940154327203

Felicity

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/felicity-falls-in-love-audra-bell/1125686405?ean=2940154207987

Wanderlust

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wanderlust-dave-cenker/1127551344?ean=2940155009795

Princess

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-princess-the-pig-keeper-dc-rivers/1123238302?ean=2940152778755

Yes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/yes-meredith-miller/1124714718?ean=2940153755106

Hello

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hello-soulmate-faith-anna/1124360303?ean=2940153671727

Coffee

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/coffee-chronicles-chandrapal-khasiya/1124676827?ean=2940153745046

Heights

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-heights-of-perdition-c-s-johnson/1125275373?ean=2940154883372

Cassie

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/its-all-about-cassie-norman-f-hewes/1123587413?ean=2940152938951

Skyline

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/skyline-nia-eze/1126620472?ean=2940154423318

Fantasy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/fantasy-versus-reality-hiranya-borah/1125410794?ean=2940153935454

Lost

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lost-fortune-sandra-e-sinclair/1125840669?ean=2940154210048

Someday

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/someday-shell-be-my-girl-joyce-scarbrough/1123486917?ean=2940152665659

Glimmer

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-glimmer-of-hope-julie-lessman/1124495614?ean=2940153324265

Kimberly

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kimberly-falls-in-love-a-short-romance-story-audra-bell/1126284740?ean=2940154284575

Retreat

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-retreat-veda-whitfield/1126402717?ean=2940154370384

Deck

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-deck-of-fools-miranda-meyers/1125333427?ean=2940154245972

He Got Back

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/he-got-back-his-wife-hiranya-borah/1125923785?ean=2940154048344

True Valor

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/true-valor-jax-hunter/1123747748?ean=2940152997248

Twenty Five

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/twenty-five-love-stories-hiranya-borah/1127100372?ean=2940154550106

FICTION

The En Zeds

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-en-zeds-esker-klement/1124316930?ean=2940156831609

The Final Battle

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-final-battle-scott-j-robinson/1119876631?ean=2940046030433

Belgravia

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/julian-fellowess-belgravia-episode-1-julian-fellowes/1123475740?ean=9781455541171

The Battle of Hyannis

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-battle-of-hyannis-larry-s-gray/1117298776?ean=2940045359603

Current

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-current-sarah-dahl/1125833997?ean=9781508060604

Divided Wings

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/divided-wings-jestin-lightner/1030429435?ean=2940011225130

SPIRITUALITY/ PHILOSOPHY/ RELIGION

Understanding

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/understanding-the-laws-of-the-realms-norman-sabadi/1116351753?ean=2940045195126

Gentile Believers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/should-gentile-believers-in-jesus-observe-the-dietary-laws-jack-albert/1119322583?ean=2940045848770

MYSTERY/ THRILLER

City

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/city-of-endless-night-free-preview-length-tk-douglas-preston/1126701344?ean=9781538744949

Mating

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-mating-nicky-charles/1124065361?ean=2940000826966

Homicide John

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/homicide-john-ce-paul/1120364296?ean=2940046171730

Full Fathom

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/full-fathom-five-the-homicide-files-harrison-drake/1113745413?ean=2940045048460

Resort

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/resort-to-homicide-christine-chianti/1123858640?ean=2940153704722

Justifiable

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/justifiable-homicide-jesse-bastide/1120852203?ean=2940046430844

Sherlock

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/adventures-of-sherlock-holmes-arthur-conan-doyle/1001813752?ean=2940023850160

Rack

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rack-and-ruin-a-gripping-private-detective-mystery-thriller-solomon-carter/1123939382?ean=2940153186283

Cargo

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cargo-dv-berkom/1122295857?ean=2940152028577

London 2012

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/london-2012-ian-cp-irvine/1118427848?ean=2940045611909

Stone

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/stone-of-fire-jfpenn/1121822202?ean=2940152667691

Molly

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/molly-book-1-bellamy-grayfield/1127184159?ean=2940154926260

Witness

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/witness-emlyn-rees/1118611514?ean=9780062356024

Dog Justice

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dog-justice-cherie-a-rohn/1122573027?ean=2940152108767

Any Means

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/any-means-necessary-jack-mars/1123128493?ean=2940157876838

I Spy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-spy-i-saw-her-die-ian-cp-irvine/1123861624?ean=2940153042237

Memoirs

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/memoirs-of-sherlock-holmes-arthur-conan-doyle/1100188563?ean=2940020932340

Invasion

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/invasion-a-military-thriller-dc-alden/1122781755?ean=2940150774810

Jimmy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/jimmy-the-bartender-action-packed-espionage-thriller-jeff-dejent/1122917193?ean=2940046519242

Irreparable

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/irreparable-harm-melissa-f-miller/1100490011?ean=2940012480033

Darkest

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/darkest-before-dawn-vickie-knob/1127607099?ean=2940154987797

Kill Them

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/kill-them-dead-1-ben-finn/1118599982?ean=2940045580229

Nice Jagged

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-nice-jagged-edge-an-atticus-rosemary-mystery-thriller-series-short-story-prequel-carlyle-clark/1124139950?ean=2940044237070

Oil

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/oil-to-ashes-2-truce-lee-brait/1121657628?ean=2940046068917

Flesh

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/flesh-and-blood-a-gripping-private-detective-mystery-thriller-solomon-carter/1123774821?ean=2940152849219

Wilder

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/wilders-mate-moira-rogers/1029746896?ean=2940152710540


FOREIGN

Gli

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/gli-iblei-nella-grande-guerra-giuseppe-barone/1123012285?ean=9788894130010

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Why don’t rabbits like sad movies?

They only like movies with hoppy-endings!

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Why should you always keep glow worms in your backpack?

They lighten your load!

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Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks you’re a vampire!

Necks please!

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What happened to the man who crossed his dog with a cheetah?

It chased cars and caught them!

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“Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?”

― Jim Butcher

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

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Joke of the day

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.
As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!"
The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate ship.
Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels about to attack.
The crew cowered in fear, but the captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!"
And once again the battle was on. This time, the Captain and his crew repelled both pirate ships, although this time more casualties occurred.
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked,
"Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battles?"
The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted,
"If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound, and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid."
The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed more pirate ships were approaching, 10 of them, all ready to attack.
The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed,
"Bring me my brown pants!"

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a cement mixer?


A brick layer!

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What would you get if you crossed a pigeon and a general?

A military coo.

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Dijon vu - the same mustard as before

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What goes "Ha, ha, ha, plop"?


A man laughing his head off.

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Quote of the Day

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“How sweet the moonlight sleeps upon this bank!
Here will we sit and let the sounds of music
Creep in our ears: soft stillness and the night
Become the touches of sweet harmony.
Sit, Jessica. Look how the floor of heaven...
Is thick inlaid with patines of bright gold:
There's not the smallest orb which thou behold'st
But in his motion like an angel sings,
Still quiring to the young-eyed cherubins;
Such harmony is in immortal souls;
But whilst this muddy vesture of decay
Doth grossly close it in, we cannot hear it."

- Lorenzo, Acte V, Scene 1”
― William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice
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B&N FREE FRIDAY SELECTION

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Meant for Her (Romantic Suspense)


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/meant-for-her-amy-gamet/1112540536?ean=2940014883290

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Free Books December 8, 2017

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LIST FOR FRIDAY Dec 8, 2017

Greetings fellow Nookies! Thanks to all who come here and thanks to B&N for their great Nook and the nifty selections for today. Please be sure to check the price before you click "buy" to make sure they are still freebies. (The link for each book is below the title of the book.)

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PARANORMAL/ SCIFI/ FANTASY

Attack

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/attack-of-the-nymphomaniac-zombies-charlotte-roberts/1124476236?ean=9781326736064

Squirrel

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/attack-of-the-flying-squirrel-people-e-steven-newby/1116762324?ean=2940045228596

Dragon

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dragons-mountain-book-one-mark-mulle/1120914096?ean=2940046465792

Titan

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/attack-on-titan-anthology-fcbd-sampler-various/1124016286?ean=9781682332917

Doll

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/attack-doll-4-douglas-a-taylor/1120171937?ean=2940046087291

Black Holes

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/attack-of-the-black-hole-on-the-solar-system-mario-v-farina/1124131063?ean=2940153131481


NONFICTION

USAF

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/usaf-attacked-edward-e-rochon/1123677627?ean=2940152981063

Forbidden

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-forbidden-parapsychology-sexual-influence-from-a-distance-psychic-attacks-and-other-parapsychological-techniques-jose-m-herrou-aragon/1112483245?ean=9781105884658

Panic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/beating-panic-attacks-james-weaver/1117264981?ean=2940045354462

Cyber

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/cyber-attacks-and-the-law-of-war-michael-gervais/1118525938?ean=9781304829139


ROMANCE

Love Under Attack

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-under-attack-xyla-turner/1125581605?ean=2940157238674

CHRISTIAN/ CLEAN/ HISTORIC

Melody

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-melody-for-james-hallee-bridgeman/1115689576?ean=2940016683447

Manhood Attacks

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/manhood-attacks-a-b-doungm-n/1126447687?ean=2940153891637

Crispens Point


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crispens-point-johannah-reardon/1113845055?ean=2940011371158

Simons

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/simons-splinter-james-fant/1120830324?ean=2940149956586

Heaven

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christian-romance-joanne-sawyer/1123851961?ean=2940153038360

Redemption

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/love-redemption-suzanne-d-williams/1114680365?ean=2940016288536

French

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/clean-christian-romance-harriet-lord/1122692520?ean=2940152279894

Bid

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-bid-for-love-rachel-ann-nunes/1013472254?ean=2940014720885

Banish

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/banish-my-heart-jennifer-youngblood/1125471181?ean=2940157378585

This

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/this-time-forever-rachel-ann-ann-nunes/1004622692?ean=2940014493420

Winters

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/winters-secret-lyn-cote/1030802671?ean=2940014576673

Rescue

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/rescue-my-darlingfrom-the-lions-l-m-ridd/1122706985?ean=2940151068192

Broken

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/broken-wings-dianne-price/1116810338?ean=2940148804475

Judith

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/judith-ann-laurel/1125920038?ean=2940157446635

Artist

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-artist-cries-wolf-heather-horrocks/1125041658?ean=2940156788484

Chocolate

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/chocolate-beach-julie-carobini/1102638362?ean=2940012117212

Embracing

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christian-romance-chris-raymont/1122222535?ean=2940152215007

Brides

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/brides-and-betrayal-michelle-lynn-brown/1119469972?ean=2940149467181

Miracles

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/miracles-in-disguise-michelle-brown/1115112976?ean=2940148478737

Loves

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/loves-beginning-naomi-rawlings/1125454425?ean=2940157263348

Toward

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/toward-the-sunrise-elizabeth-camden/1122037719?ean=9781441269829

Unfading

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/loves-unfading-light-naomi-rawlings/1125454417?ean=2940157263287

Before

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/before-we-say-i-do-emerald-barnes/1121015671?ean=2940150118560

Under

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/under-the-mistletoe-j-parker/1125382834?ean=2940157175108

Accounting

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/accounting-for-love-a-sweet-western-romance-novel-erin-wright/1126833518?ean=2940158876059

Tales

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tales-from-the-heart-of-christmas-jack-gunthridge/1117536144?ean=2940148827634

Secret

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-secret-mary-lingerfelt/1126494665?ean=2940157256845

Agent

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/agent-with-a-history-guy-stanton-iii/1117433969?ean=2940149082841

Redemption

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-redemption-of-lady-georgiana-lisa-m-prysock/1121605961?ean=2940151551458

Awakened

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-awakened-heart-jody-hedlund/1125058099?ean=9781441230041

Glimmer

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-glimmer-of-hope-julie-lessman/1125513400?ean=2940157264147

Diamond

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/christmas-diamond-hallee-bridgeman/1126510514?ean=2940157555474

Beloved

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-beloved-christmas-quilt-wanda-e-brunstetter/1125461100?ean=9781944836276

Sapphire

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sapphire-ice-hallee-bridgeman/1118729205?ean=2940014255950


MYSTERY/ THRILLER

By The Numbers

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/by-the-numbers-louis-scott/1125423793?ean=2940152731569

Peppermints

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/peppermints-and-murder-emerald-barnes/1106579744?ean=2940011532207

Murder Meadow

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-meadow-anand-bose/1127522887?ean=9783743842045

Mistletoe

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-under-the-mistletoe-janice-l-davis/1113743547?ean=2940045034715

Murder Seat

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-murder-seat-noel-coughlan/1124573533?ean=2940153713809

Worst

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/worlds-worst-murder-detective-adam-stark/1127432567?ean=2940154619865

French

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-on-the-french-broad-doug-walker/1021832054?ean=2940152355857

Courting

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/courting-murder-bill-hopkins/1113018356?ean=2940152435276

B Flat

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-on-b-flat-donald-harry-roberts/1125552113?ean=2940153982106

Newsdesk

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-from-the-newsdesk-peter-bartram/1123720413?ean=2940153196657

Bed and Breakfast

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/bed-and-breakfast-and-murder-patti-larsen/1125630431?ean=2940153991542

Emerald

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/emerald-green-lindsay-marie-miller/1122106609?ean=2940151965781

Comedy

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-comedy-of-murders-george-herman/1000406699?ean=2940153526706

Dead Shot

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dead-shot-c-t-mitchell/1126652319?ean=2940151699044

Death Planner

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-death-planner-gillian-larkin/1122680771?ean=2940152255485

Rails

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-by-rails-2-brooke-gillespie/1126833411?ean=2940158875427

Sissingham

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-murder-at-sissingham-hall-clara-benson/1115125007?ean=2940158791789

Terrifying

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-terrifying-tales-by-edgar-allan-poe-edgar-allan-poe/1120998713?ean=9781501115936

Diner

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/death-at-a-diner-nancy-mcgovern/1127011845?ean=2940154954386

Interview

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/an-interview-with-cynthia-masters-rena-fruchter/1115122715?ean=9781782348146

Mind

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-on-the-mind-l-bartlett/1101007127?ean=9781452455587

Mystery

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-murder-mystery-gerty-so/1113846257?ean=2940045076357

Magic

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-magic-merthings-more-cynan-jones/1114044790?ean=2940044195967

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