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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTMwrAefIVQ
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Tuesday, June 30, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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How do rabbits go on vacation?
By hare-plane!
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What is an ape’s favorite snack?
Chocolate chimp cookies!
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How do rabbits go on vacation?
By hare-plane!
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What is an ape’s favorite snack?
Chocolate chimp cookies!
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Monday, June 29, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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Where is a baboon’s favorite fruit?
Ape-ricots!
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What apes always come back no matter how hard you throw them?
Baboon-erangs!
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Where is a baboon’s favorite fruit?
Ape-ricots!
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What apes always come back no matter how hard you throw them?
Baboon-erangs!
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Sunday, June 28, 2015
Interesting Movie of the Day ....
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Interesting Movie of the Day ....
October 1 (2014)
Director: Kunle Afolayan
Writer: Tunde Babalola (script writer)
Stars: Femi Adebayo, Ademola Adedoyin, Kayode Aderupoko
"As Nigeria prepares for independence from the British in 1960, a seasoned police detective rushes to find the serial killer slaughtering its native young women."
My comments: Memorable Nigerian movie has several things going for it. The window into another culture, time and place was fascinating. The movie was easy to watch and the plot was coherent. The acting was a tad strange at times, but that added to the charm for me. I have never seen another Nigerian movie, so this one really stands out.
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Jokes of the day ...
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What fruit do monkeys like to eat?
Ape-les!
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What do gorillas wear in the kitchen?
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Ape-les!
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What do gorillas wear in the kitchen?
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Ape-rons!
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Saturday, June 27, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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What do you call a baby hippo that can’t use the bathroom properly?
A hippo-potty-mess!
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What did the adult snake say to the baby snake with a runny nose?
Viper your nose!
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What do you call a baby hippo that can’t use the bathroom properly?
A hippo-potty-mess!
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What did the adult snake say to the baby snake with a runny nose?
Viper your nose!
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Friday, June 26, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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When are you most likely to be eaten by a tiger?
Chewsday!
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What is tasty and lives in trees?
A meringue-utan!
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When are you most likely to be eaten by a tiger?
Chewsday!
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What is tasty and lives in trees?
A meringue-utan!
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Thursday, June 25, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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What is big, muddy and sends people into a trance?
A hypno-potamus!
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What do you call a tiger that ate your father’s sister?
An aunt-eater!
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What is big, muddy and sends people into a trance?
A hypno-potamus!
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What do you call a tiger that ate your father’s sister?
An aunt-eater!
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Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Jokes of the day ....
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How do apes fly above the jungle?
In hot air baboons!
("Politicians?", I ask politely.)
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What is a polar bear’s favorite meal?
Ice berg-ers!
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How do apes fly above the jungle?
In hot air baboons!
("Politicians?", I ask politely.)
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What is a polar bear’s favorite meal?
Ice berg-ers!
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Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Jokes of the day ....
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What do you call an alligator that steals things?
A crook-odile! .
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What do you call a monkey with a wizard’s hat and a broomstick?
Hairy Potter!
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What do you call an alligator that steals things?
A crook-odile! .
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What do you call a monkey with a wizard’s hat and a broomstick?
Hairy Potter!
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Monday, June 22, 2015
Vintage TV show of the day ...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoXkgIsIiQE
I still think of this show when I hear a single engine plane overhead.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoXkgIsIiQE
I still think of this show when I hear a single engine plane overhead.
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Jokes of the day ....
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What do you call an exploding ape?
A baboom!
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What animal is always coming back to life?
Frogs, they croak all the time!
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What do you call an exploding ape?
A baboom!
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What animal is always coming back to life?
Frogs, they croak all the time!
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Sunday, June 21, 2015
Aragonite meditation of the day ....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFy2qZx9Qv4&list=PLpcmfuCdOz2ZlWgKEO_yA1VZ0u5kMa8Qn&index=1
Aragonite acts as a stabilizing stone, and can be helpful for those who have focused solely on spiritual pursuits to the exclusion of other necessary tasks. Aragonite assists those who need to release issues from the past as well as attachments in the present.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFy2qZx9Qv4&list=PLpcmfuCdOz2ZlWgKEO_yA1VZ0u5kMa8Qn&index=1
Aragonite acts as a stabilizing stone, and can be helpful for those who have focused solely on spiritual pursuits to the exclusion of other necessary tasks. Aragonite assists those who need to release issues from the past as well as attachments in the present.
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Jokes of the day ....
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What's under there?
Under where?
Ha ha. You said underwear! ...
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What's the best kind of joke?
Under where?
Ha ha. You said underwear! ...
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What's the best kind of joke?
The funny kind.
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Saturday, June 20, 2015
.VERY relaxing ASMR roleplay of the day ....
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VERY relaxing ASMR roleplay of the day ....
Please use headphones or ear buds for best effect. If you like this one you will probably also like her others. I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2CfhIl1qdE&index=1&list=PLpcmfuCdOz2YhtGXgr0LuY_vuTFLJGirq
Her other ASMR vids -
https://www.youtube.com/user/percussivethoughts/videos
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VERY relaxing ASMR roleplay of the day ....
Please use headphones or ear buds for best effect. If you like this one you will probably also like her others. I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2CfhIl1qdE&index=1&list=PLpcmfuCdOz2YhtGXgr0LuY_vuTFLJGirq
Her other ASMR vids -
https://www.youtube.com/user/percussivethoughts/videos
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Jokes of the day ....
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How long did it take the ballerina to leave the dance floor?
A split second.
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What kind of hat does a knight wear?
A knight cap.
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How long did it take the ballerina to leave the dance floor?
A split second.
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What kind of hat does a knight wear?
A knight cap.
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Friday, June 19, 2015
Jokes of the Day ....
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What do cheerleaders drink before a basketball game?
Root beer
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Why can't the bicycle stand up on its own?
Because it's two tired.
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What do cheerleaders drink before a basketball game?
Root beer
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Why can't the bicycle stand up on its own?
Because it's two tired.
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Thursday, June 18, 2015
Quote of the day ...
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“There are no words to express the abyss between isolation and having one ally. It may be conceded to the mathematicians that four is twice two. But two is not twice one; two is two thousand times one…”
― Ruth Rendell, Shake Hands Forever
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“There are no words to express the abyss between isolation and having one ally. It may be conceded to the mathematicians that four is twice two. But two is not twice one; two is two thousand times one…”
― Ruth Rendell, Shake Hands Forever
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Jokes of the day ....
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What's harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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What do cheerleaders drink before a basketball game?
Root beer
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What's harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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What do cheerleaders drink before a basketball game?
Root beer
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Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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How does the Atlantic Ocean pay its bills?
With sand dollars.
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Which is braver, a rock or a stump?
A rock, because it's a little boulder.
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How does the Atlantic Ocean pay its bills?
With sand dollars.
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Which is braver, a rock or a stump?
A rock, because it's a little boulder.
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Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Movie Review of the Day ...
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Movie Review of the Day ....
Magic of Belle Isle
Morgan Freeman (Actor), Virginia Madsen (Actor),
Rob Reiner (Director)
Rated: PG (Parental Guidance)
" Morgan Freeman plays Monte Wildhorn, a famous Western novelist whose passion for writing hits an impasse. He takes a lakeside cabin for the summer in picturesque Belle Isle, befriending the family next door an attractive single mom (Virginia Madsen) and her young daughters who help him find inspiration again."
My comments ... I usually don't watch movies that are meant to be "heart warming" but this one caught my attention because Morgan Freeman usually gives a stellar performance and is worth watching. Well, he didn't disappoint in this movie. I found the movie to be fun, interesting, and I felt darn good when it was over. That's a very high recommendation from me. No cursing, no tawdry sex, no explosions. Lovely.
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Movie Review of the Day ....
Magic of Belle Isle
Morgan Freeman (Actor), Virginia Madsen (Actor),
Rob Reiner (Director)
Rated: PG (Parental Guidance)
" Morgan Freeman plays Monte Wildhorn, a famous Western novelist whose passion for writing hits an impasse. He takes a lakeside cabin for the summer in picturesque Belle Isle, befriending the family next door an attractive single mom (Virginia Madsen) and her young daughters who help him find inspiration again."
My comments ... I usually don't watch movies that are meant to be "heart warming" but this one caught my attention because Morgan Freeman usually gives a stellar performance and is worth watching. Well, he didn't disappoint in this movie. I found the movie to be fun, interesting, and I felt darn good when it was over. That's a very high recommendation from me. No cursing, no tawdry sex, no explosions. Lovely.
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Jokes of the Day ......
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What do you call a magician with wings?
A flying sorcerer.
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What did the big flower say to the little flower?
How are ya, bud?
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What do you call a magician with wings?
A flying sorcerer.
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What did the big flower say to the little flower?
How are ya, bud?
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Monday, June 15, 2015
Jokes of the day ....
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What has spiked feet and goes putt, putt, putt, putt, putt?
A bad golfer.
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How do you cut the sea in pieces?
With a sea saw.
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What has spiked feet and goes putt, putt, putt, putt, putt?
A bad golfer.
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How do you cut the sea in pieces?
With a sea saw.
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Sunday, June 14, 2015
Happy Flag Day
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To all from America ....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8h60mNoXYU
Lovely version of the national anthem too ...
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To all from America ....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8h60mNoXYU
Lovely version of the national anthem too ...
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Jokes of the day ...
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What happens when you drop a white hat into the red sea?
It gets wet.
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Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window?
To see a butterfly.
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What happens when you drop a white hat into the red sea?
It gets wet.
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Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window?
To see a butterfly.
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Saturday, June 13, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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What do you call Bob the Builder after he retires?
Bob
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Why do firemen where red suspenders?
To keep their pants up.
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What do you call Bob the Builder after he retires?
Bob
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Why do firemen where red suspenders?
To keep their pants up.
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Friday, June 12, 2015
Jokes of the day ....
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Why was it so hot after the big rock concert?
All the fans left.
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What's the best time of year to ride a pogo stick?
Spring
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Why was it so hot after the big rock concert?
All the fans left.
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What's the best time of year to ride a pogo stick?
Spring
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Thursday, June 11, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
He lost his contacts.
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What did one side of the box say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner!
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Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
He lost his contacts.
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What did one side of the box say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner!
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Wednesday, June 10, 2015
Movie review of the day ...
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Movie review of the day ...
Battleship (2012)
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence, action and destruction, and for language |
Director: Peter Berg
Writers: Jon Hoeber, Erich Hoeber
Stars: Alexander Skarsgård, Brooklyn Decker, Liam Neeson
A fleet of ships is forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals.
Based on the classic Hasbro naval combat game, Battleship is the story of an international fleet of ships who come across an alien armada while on Naval war games exercise. An intense battle is fought on sea, land and air. What do the aliens want?
My comments: This movie didn't seem like anything that would be my cup of tea. I avoid movies with explosions, and the reviews were just awful. But, Alexander is in it, so I began watching.
I loved it! I don't know what this says about my intellect but I loved the awesome Navy stuff, the sappy romance, the "hero saves the world" story, the whole shebang.
It was fun, entertaining, cleverly made to include features of the Hasbro game (the movie was made by Hasbro) and the ending, with their last ditch effort, had me in tears I was so moved.
I LOVED BATTLESHIP! There, I said it on the Internet for all the world to see. I think I'll watch it again. Soon.
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Movie review of the day ...
Battleship (2012)
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence, action and destruction, and for language |
Director: Peter Berg
Writers: Jon Hoeber, Erich Hoeber
Stars: Alexander Skarsgård, Brooklyn Decker, Liam Neeson
A fleet of ships is forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals.
Based on the classic Hasbro naval combat game, Battleship is the story of an international fleet of ships who come across an alien armada while on Naval war games exercise. An intense battle is fought on sea, land and air. What do the aliens want?
My comments: This movie didn't seem like anything that would be my cup of tea. I avoid movies with explosions, and the reviews were just awful. But, Alexander is in it, so I began watching.
I loved it! I don't know what this says about my intellect but I loved the awesome Navy stuff, the sappy romance, the "hero saves the world" story, the whole shebang.
It was fun, entertaining, cleverly made to include features of the Hasbro game (the movie was made by Hasbro) and the ending, with their last ditch effort, had me in tears I was so moved.
I LOVED BATTLESHIP! There, I said it on the Internet for all the world to see. I think I'll watch it again. Soon.
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Jokes of the day ....
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Why were the soldiers tired in the spring?
Because they had a long March.
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What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
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Why were the soldiers tired in the spring?
Because they had a long March.
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What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
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Tuesday, June 9, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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How do we know that Alabama is so smart?
It has four A's and a B.
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Teacher: What is the capital of Michigan?
Student: M
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How do we know that Alabama is so smart?
It has four A's and a B.
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Teacher: What is the capital of Michigan?
Student: M
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Monday, June 8, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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Why did the Pilgrims come over on the Mayflower?
Because it was too far to swim.
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In which state does the Mississippi river flow?
The liquid state.
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Why did the Pilgrims come over on the Mayflower?
Because it was too far to swim.
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In which state does the Mississippi river flow?
The liquid state.
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Sunday, June 7, 2015
Jokes of the day ....
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris open, so I'll just come in.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue, bro?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris open, so I'll just come in.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue, bro?
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Saturday, June 6, 2015
Feeling a little horse ....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TOzGPkOfDk
(I don't understand why the music but the video is good)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TOzGPkOfDk
(I don't understand why the music but the video is good)
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Jokes of the day ....
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How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five............Six... Seven... Eight!
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I asked my friend why her nose was so red. She said, “I sniffed a brose.”
“There's no B in rose.”
“There was in the one I sniffed.”
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How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five............Six... Seven... Eight!
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I asked my friend why her nose was so red. She said, “I sniffed a brose.”
“There's no B in rose.”
“There was in the one I sniffed.”
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Thursday, June 4, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick
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What did the paperclip say to the magnet?
I find you attractive.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick
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What did the paperclip say to the magnet?
I find you attractive.
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Wednesday, June 3, 2015
Jokes of the day ....
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What did the human canon ball say just before his first job?
Please don't fire me!
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Who has the easiest job in the world?
Candle makers, because they only work on wick-ends
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What did the human canon ball say just before his first job?
Please don't fire me!
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Who has the easiest job in the world?
Candle makers, because they only work on wick-ends
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Tuesday, June 2, 2015
Jokes of the Day .....
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Why was everyone ignoring the tether ball pole on the rainy day?
It was just a stick in the mud.
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How did Quasimodo know how to solve the crime?
He had a hunch.
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Why was everyone ignoring the tether ball pole on the rainy day?
It was just a stick in the mud.
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How did Quasimodo know how to solve the crime?
He had a hunch.
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Monday, June 1, 2015
Audio book review of the day ....
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Audiobook review of the day ...
Day Shift (A Novel of Midnight, Texas Book 2) by Charlaine Harris. Read by Susan Bennett.
"In Midnight Crossroad, Charlaine Harris “captures the same magic as the world of Bon Temps, Louisiana, and [took] it to another level" (Houston Press). Now the #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Sookie Stackhouse novels returns to the one-traffic-light town you see only when you’re on the way to someplace else…
There is no such thing as bad publicity, except in Midnight, Texas, where the residents like to keep to themselves. Even in a town full of secretive people, Olivia Charity is an enigma. She lives with the vampire Lemuel, but no one knows what she does; they only know that she’s beautiful and dangerous.
Psychic Manfred Bernardo finds out just how dangerous when he goes on a working weekend to Dallas and sees Olivia there with a couple who are both found dead the next day. To make matters worse, one of Manfred’s regular—and very wealthy—clients dies during a reading.
Manfred returns from Dallas embroiled in scandal and hounded by the press. He turns to Olivia for help; somehow he knows that the mysterious Olivia can get things back to normal. As normal as things get in Midnight."
My comments: I just loved this book. It continued the same interesting characters as the first book and added a bunch of new ones, all delightfully weird, even the "normal" ones. Mr. Snuggly is wonderful. My only regret is that the book couldn't contain all the possible stories of the amazing citizens of Midnight. CH has hit it out of the ballpark again, bringing all her magic and enchantment to me, the reader. I loved the reader. Susan Bennett, she enhanced the already wonderful stories and characters.
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Audiobook review of the day ...
Day Shift (A Novel of Midnight, Texas Book 2) by Charlaine Harris. Read by Susan Bennett.
"In Midnight Crossroad, Charlaine Harris “captures the same magic as the world of Bon Temps, Louisiana, and [took] it to another level" (Houston Press). Now the #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Sookie Stackhouse novels returns to the one-traffic-light town you see only when you’re on the way to someplace else…
There is no such thing as bad publicity, except in Midnight, Texas, where the residents like to keep to themselves. Even in a town full of secretive people, Olivia Charity is an enigma. She lives with the vampire Lemuel, but no one knows what she does; they only know that she’s beautiful and dangerous.
Psychic Manfred Bernardo finds out just how dangerous when he goes on a working weekend to Dallas and sees Olivia there with a couple who are both found dead the next day. To make matters worse, one of Manfred’s regular—and very wealthy—clients dies during a reading.
Manfred returns from Dallas embroiled in scandal and hounded by the press. He turns to Olivia for help; somehow he knows that the mysterious Olivia can get things back to normal. As normal as things get in Midnight."
My comments: I just loved this book. It continued the same interesting characters as the first book and added a bunch of new ones, all delightfully weird, even the "normal" ones. Mr. Snuggly is wonderful. My only regret is that the book couldn't contain all the possible stories of the amazing citizens of Midnight. CH has hit it out of the ballpark again, bringing all her magic and enchantment to me, the reader. I loved the reader. Susan Bennett, she enhanced the already wonderful stories and characters.
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Joke of the day ....
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Will you remember me in a minute? (yes)
Will you remember me tomorrow? (yes)
Will you remember me in a year? (yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hey, I thought you said you'd remember me.
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Will you remember me in a minute? (yes)
Will you remember me tomorrow? (yes)
Will you remember me in a year? (yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hey, I thought you said you'd remember me.
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