Monday, August 25, 2025

RECIPES TO BECOME OTHER CREATURES

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RECIPES TO BECOME OTHER CREATURES


Pangolin - scatter shelled organic pumpkin seeds on a plate and pick them up with your tongue


Giraffe - hold a lettuce leaf up over your head and stretch your neck to reach it


Squirrel - hide nuts around the house, forget where you put them, then randomly hop around the house looking for them


Eagle - spot a brownie a mile away, swoop in and grab it with your toes


Beaver - get a bag of thick pretzel sticks and gnaw through the center of each one


Lion - place a protein source on a plate on the floor, crouch down inching your way over to it, POUNCE!


Cat - put a bowl of food in front of yourself, sniff it disdainfully and saunter away


Dog - put a bowl of food in front of yourself, eat it so fast you don't even get your teeth dirty


Butterfly - fill small cups with fruit juices, hold a straw in your mouth and flutter from cup to cup, sipping from each one


Viper - slither up to a peeled banana, bite it, then swallow it whole


Elephant - stuff an entire bunch of bananas in your mouth using your nose


Monkey - put a piece of fruit on top of a step ladder, say OOOoo OOoo EEee EEeee, scramble up the ladder and hold the fruit in your mouth to climb down. 

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