Jokes of the day

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they “Arrrrr!”

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Why aren't there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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What's the pirate's favorite movie?

Booty and the Beast.

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Why don't you ever see a pirate cry?

When they do, it's a private tear.

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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Botany.
Botany who?
Botany good books lately?

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