Jokes of the day

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A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary.


Why did the child throw butter out a window? He wanted to see a butterfly.


Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a doctor sent as a health care provider and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that you can't keep a good man down.


A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"


Notice outside the supermarket: "The Chicken soup we advertised in our sale flyer is out of stock."

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