Friday, November 23, 2018

Jokes of the day

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I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot.


A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath.


What did the painter say to the wall?

"One more crack and I'll plaster you!"


Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"

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