Friday, November 30, 2018

B&N Free Friday Selection

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There Once Were Stars


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/there-once-were-stars-melanie-mcfarlane/1123486654?ean=9781944816353

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Jokes of the day

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I used to be a marathon runner, but couldn't stand the agony of de feet.


With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.


Old cashiers never die, they just check out.


Ancient orators tended to Babylon.


A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.


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Free Kindle books

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Greenmantle (Richard Hannay Book 2)

The Mystery of Edwin Drood

The Dutch East India Company

The Necromancers

Easy Crochet Mittens (Tiger Road Crafts Book 11)

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Free Cozies on Kindle

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Constantly updating list of cozy mysteries for Kindle. Go to "newest" to get books that are probably still free.


https://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/18554537-cozies-on-the-kindle----free-special-priced?order=a&page=93

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Free Nook Books

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This is a constantly updating list of free Nook Books. The categories are on the left side of the page.



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Thursday, November 29, 2018

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What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?

The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.

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Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.


There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.


I used to be a butler, but found the work wasn't my cup of tea.

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Dead Man Running: A True Story of a Secret Agent's Escape from the IRA and MI5

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B004LROKQS

My Best Friend's Father: Sweet, Clean Romance (A Best Friend's Series Book 3)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07GMTK76P

Discourse on Method

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00YDLNOJ6

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Wednesday, November 28, 2018

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Composition & Artistic Considerations (Finely Focused Photography Books Book 8)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00MZG0P5M

A-Z of Traditional Home Remedies

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00IOXF8CU

Observing the Volcano World: Volcano Crisis Communication (Advances in Volcanology)

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjA3RkwyU05IWS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

The Others Within: What the Judgmental Entities in Westerners’ Experiences of Psychosis Inform Us About Cultural Programming and the Collective Unconscious

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01N1P0N6X/?tag=untagged-20

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Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Joke of the day ..

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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.


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Joke of the day

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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"


The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

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Monday, November 26, 2018

Joke of the day ...

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I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.


It’s all about raisin awareness.

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History Bytes: People, Places, and Events that Shaped American History

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00Y7O6AOA

108 Paths to Peace: Ramblings of a Contemplative Life

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwV0sxTUI1WS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Western Questions Eastern Answers: A Collection of Short Essays

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAxTTI1REtZUC8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

A Colonial Affair: Commerce, Conversion, and Scandal in French India

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0764J92YS/?tag=untagged-20

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Sunday, November 25, 2018

Jokes of the day

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How can whales hear each other miles away?

They use herring aids!

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How can you guarantee straight A's?

Use a ruler!

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What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

The turKEY.

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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

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Saturday, November 24, 2018

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Images from the Region of the Pueblo Indians of North America

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAxTjBNOVBNVS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

So Lonesome: Hank Williams and the Creation of Country Music

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwSDIyRzRPQS8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Ain't Love Grand!: Earthworms to Elephant Seals (Chicago Shorts)

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAwRDk2QU5aTy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=

Proletarian Peasants: The Revolution of 1905 in Russia's Southwest

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01N0LVKVZ/?tag=untagged-20

By Honor Bound: State and Society in Early Modern Russia

http://www.dailyfreebooks.com/bookinfo.php?book=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL2dwL3Byb2R1Y3QvQjAxTjZDM09OMy8/dGFnPWRhaWx5ZmItMjA=


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Jokes of the day

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To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!


If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.


Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him, a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Kindle

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Ambush in Dust Creek (Lincoln Hawk Book 1)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00JC0F11W

Veg

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00HXVRQZQ

Washington

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00OZYJ56C

Rise

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B01HUULEZM

The Martian Conspiracy

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B012NZ2GBU

Natural Remedies with Herbs and Spices

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00KLIMNN8

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Friday, November 23, 2018

B&N Free Friday Selection

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Caught by You


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/caught-by-you-kris-rafferty/1126998325?ean=9781516108138

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Jokes of the day

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I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot.


A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath.


What did the painter say to the wall?

"One more crack and I'll plaster you!"


Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"

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Free Nook Books

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This is a constantly updating list of free Nook Books. The categories are on the left side of the page.



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Thursday, November 22, 2018

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I used to be a Velcro salesman, but couldn't stick with it.

A magician was driving down the road..  then he turned into a drive way!


What did the mother say to her kids when she came home to find the sink piled high? Dishes a real mess!


Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.


They arrested a man for passing himself off as the comedian named Seinfeld....the charge was playjerism.


What Disney movie is about a gal who couldn't rise above a housecleaning position? The Little Mere Maid


I used to be a banker, but lost interest in the work.


What do you get if you fire a bullet into a tree with no leaves? A cartridge in a bare tree.

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Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Jokes of the day

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.


Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two tired.


What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than "A" bra


No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.


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Kindle

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Tattoo Meanings & Tattoo Design Symbolism

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00RYBGZPC

Hidden in Harmony: Danger is Imminent (Contemporary Christian suspense novel) (Harmony Series Book 1)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B0752FQKMH

Bitter Vengeance: A Walt Johnson Western Adventure

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07GJSMR2P

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Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Joke of the day ...

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How come the toilet paper couldn't cross the street?


It got stuck in a crack.

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Monday, November 19, 2018

Joke of the day

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Who's the best singer on Mars?


Bruno Earth.

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In The Shoes of an Investigator: The True Life Adventures of a Private Eye

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00EURXW68

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (Wisehouse Classics - Original 1865 Edition with the Complete Illustrations by Sir John Tenniel)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07KLSPPDL

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Friday, November 16, 2018

B&N Free Friday Selection

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The Pearl Savage

(The Savage Series, Book 1)


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-pearl-savage-tamara-rose-blodgett/1103733525?ean=2940013599611

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Jokes of the day

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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it..


Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.


I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.


What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

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Free Kindle Books

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Private Dreams: A True Account of My Time With the 82nd Airborne in Dominican Republic

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00KECDYEI

Thanksgiving Tales: True Stories of the Holiday in America

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B0041KL6TY

Joan of Arc

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B074GY8MRT

Cold River Rising: A Native American Mystery and Thriller Fiction Series (Cold River Series Book 1)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B004ULVGPI

veg

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00F98N1FE

Marie Antoinette's Watch: Adultery, Larceny & Perpetual Motion

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B011224PPK

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Free Nook Books

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This is a constantly updating list of free Nook Books. The categories are on the left side of the page.



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Thursday, November 15, 2018

Joke of the day

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I saw some migrating geese fly over today in a "V" formation. Did you ever notice that one side of the "V" is longer than the other? Do you want to know why?
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There are more geese on that side.

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Blame The Goth Girl Vol. 2: All Give Thanks And Praise To The Cure

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B019Y5LXZM/?tag=untagged-20

Haunted Hardbodies: A Celeste Jones Paranormal Mystery Book 1

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01IBBH2QO/?tag=untagged-20

Rules of the House: Family Law and Domestic Disputes in Colonial Korea (Global Korea Book 2)
(preorder)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07KJCPDYM/?tag=untagged-20

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Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Jokes of the day ....

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When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.


Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.


I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.


If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

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Kindle

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A Poor Wise Man

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07KCW6Q84

Egypt's Gods and Goddesses

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B017W44098

Snowflakes (Christmas Crochet Book 2)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00HFH961U

Peoria Stories: Tales from the Illinois Heartland

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00P3CHPY4

WASHITA! Weird Custer

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07BNRZDWN

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Monday, November 12, 2018

Jokes of the day

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.I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.


There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.


When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.


Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

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Sunday, November 11, 2018

Jokes of the day

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It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.


Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.


The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.


I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

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Army of Worn Soles (The Eastern Front Trilogy Book 1)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00L3CNE0M

Black Rebellion: Five Slave Revolts

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FC1XMM

Great Indian Chief of the West Or, Life and Adventures of Black Hawk

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B018PJ07Y6

Tarot

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00X0N6U12

Blame The Goth Girl Vol. 1: In The Beginning There Was Bauhaus

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B019W78YJA/?tag=untagged-20

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Saturday, November 10, 2018

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Public Opinion

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B0084AFUW6

Time and the Gods

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00848VDEC

Tarzan and the Jewels of Opar

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B0083ZRMLE

Voodoo Planet

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B004TPUPOI

South

https://www.ereaderiq.com/dp/B0030N6E7M/south-the-story-of-shackletons-last-expedition-191/

The Life Of Abraham Lincoln From His Birth To His Inauguration As President

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00AQM5ES0

The After House

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B0082XIESW

The Witch and other stories

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B0082UOAL0

The Mystery of Cloomber

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B008478UF8

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B0083Z49HO

The Book of Were-Wolves

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B008472BC6

A Woman of No Importance

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B004UJCIU2

The Bhagavad Gita : illustrated

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B005HAE87E

Southern Horrors Lynch Law in All Its Phases

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B076B87VPV

More classic ebooks:

https://www.ereaderiq.com/freebies/

Zeromotor Man: The Victorian who invented the ice-rink and sold perpetual motion to the US Navy

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01L9K4MWG/?tag=untagged-20

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Friday, November 9, 2018

B&N Free Friday Selection

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Loose Ends - Cal Corwin, Private Eye, Book 1


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/loose-ends-cal-corwin-private-eye-book-1-d-d-vandyke/1129756103?ean=2940161589878

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Jokes of the day

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The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.


 So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!


Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.



What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

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Free Nook Books

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This is a constantly updating list of free Nook Books. The categories are on the left side of the page.



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Pollyanna Grows Up (Annotated)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B007MS1ETY

Emile

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B076669K2K

The Seven Who Were Hanged

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B018PMFR7K

In Freedom's Cause: A Story of Wallace and Bruce (Dover Children's Classics)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00A73FTHE

The Story of the Treasure Seekers (Illustrated)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00TZ6O0RO

Pascal's Pensées (Annotated)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00HNWQJCG

Legends of Charlemagne: Or, Romance of the Middle Ages

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07DBR27XM

H. P. Lovecraft: The Complete Fiction

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B01N8WVSWC

Mcteague : By Frank Norris - Illustrated

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B077ZF6134

THINGS COULD GET UGLY

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07BP9RDBT

Russian Revolution

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01GCYLW90/?tag=untagged-20

Mizpah Cousins: Life, love and perilous predicaments during the Great War era (Family memoir Book 1)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00KGVMO84/?tag=untagged-20

Black Rebellion: Five Slave Revolts

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00Z0881P8/?tag=untagged-20

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Thursday, November 8, 2018

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The History of the Civil War (Complete Edition)

https://www.amazon.com/History-Civil-War-Complete-ebook/dp/B07K4RCDPR/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_17?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=6QVBB03AVP06670ACYA4

Alcatraz

https://www.amazon.com/Uncle-Sams-Devil-Island-Alcatraz-ebook/dp/B07K898KH9/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_15?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=6QVBB03AVP06670ACYA4

The Roman Provinces of North Africa: The History of the Region and Its Rulers after the Punic Wars

https://www.amazon.com/Roman-Provinces-North-Africa-History-ebook/dp/B07K7XMPS7/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_18?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=6QVBB03AVP06670ACYA4

Pergamon

https://www.amazon.com/Ancient-Pergamon-Influential-Cultural-Antiquity-ebook/dp/B07K7X7MYC/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_21?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=6QVBB03AVP06670ACYA4

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Jokes of the day

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I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.


I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.


There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.


 Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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500 Random Facts: about the USA (Trivia and Facts about the Countries Book 1)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B075BDQ3N2

THE MYSTERIES OF UDOLPHO

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07K4QQPFM

Veg

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B01M1BGOBC

A ROOM WITH A VIEW & HOWARDS END

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07K4Q3FN3

THE FINANCIER: An American Classic

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07K4PGN1P

THE GENIUS

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07K4QWM4R

The Naval War of 1812

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07K4V3M2Y

SISTER CARRIE: An American Classic

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07K4PZH3Y

TRENT'S LAST CASE (Detective Novel)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07K4Q993M

 HOW TO CANCEL A TIMESHARE CONTRACT

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B009UL7Z3K

Caesar' Gallic War: An Account of Caesar's Campaign in Celtic Gaul

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07K4SP1NP

THE LODGER (Murder Mystery): A Murder Mystery

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07K4KL4XG

The Sacred Formulas of the Cherokees (Illustrated)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07K4JJ5LD

Witchcraft, Magick and Spells A Beginner’s Guide

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00VSM9ZL4

The Diary of a Nobody (Unabridged)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07K4SF19R

Villette

https://www.ereaderiq.com/dp/B07K4Y9SY2/villette/

THE RED HOUSE MYSTERY: A Locked-Room Mystery

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07K4QZZSD

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Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Jokes of the day

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.


 When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.


The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.


A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.


The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.

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The Christmas Bargain: (A Sweet Victorian Holiday Romance) (Hardman Holidays Book 1)

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B00A71KP8O

Confessions & Emile

https://go.ereaderiq.com/us/w/B07K4TDRB6

All countries, capitals and flags of the world: A guide to flags from around the world

https://www.amazon.com/All-countries-capitals-flags-world-ebook/dp/B07FYWQRR8/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_8?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=BQCTEZ922JR0Z6YHTS4W

Gingerbread

https://www.amazon.com/Gingerbread-Houses-Lorayne-Miller-ebook/dp/B07JL5WRN1/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_96?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=XMRRK87FGDG466BCJ3DC

The Medicine-Men of the Apache (Unabridged)

https://www.amazon.com/Medicine-Men-Apache-Unabridged-John-Bourke-ebook/dp/B07K4VDGKP/ref=zg_bs_157325011_f_99?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=XMRRK87FGDG466BCJ3DC

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