Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Jokes of the Day ....

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“Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?”

― Steven Wright

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This is a fun brain exercise from Reader's Digest:

Each of the following is a complete sentence- but it might take you a few reads to realize it. Can you understand them all?

* The man who hunts ducks out on weekends.

* The old man the boat.

* The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families.

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Why should you be careful playing cards in Africa?

There are lots of cheetahs.

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Why did the snake cross the road?

To get to the other ssssssside!

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What do you call an oyster that takes all the pearls?


Shell fish.

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