Jokes of the Day ...

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“Rene Descartes walks into a bar and proceeds to order many drinks.

The bartender says to him a while later, seeing he is completely inebriated, ‘I think you’ve had enough.’

Descartes slurs, ‘I think not!’ Then he disappears.”

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A Freudian slip is where you say one thing but really mean your mother.

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To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. - Confucius (c.551-479)

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