Jokes of the Day .....

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and / or doesn't.
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goat!
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alice!
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war!
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yukon!
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
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