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How do you keep an elephant calm?
Trunk-quilizers!
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How do you keep a brontosaurus under an umbrella without it getting wet?
Make sure it's not raining!
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Don't you hate it when a sentence doesn't end how you octopus.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two; one to change the lightbulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.
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