Jokes of the day ....

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Where do private eye chickens come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
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What do you call a monkey that makes potato chips?
A CHIPmonk
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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An egg roll.
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Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
At the quack of dawn
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