Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Joke of the Day ....

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All the bugs organized a big party. The snowy weather did not dampen their spirits. All the bugs arrive but one. Where's centipede?
Finally, the centipede arrives after a couple of hours.
When the host looked at him inquiringly he explained, "There was a 'Please wipe your feet' sign over the doormat." .
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It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
~Henry David Thoreau
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What do you call two witches that live together?
Broommates!
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What is the one room a ghost can’t go into?
The living room!

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