Joke of the Day ..

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A man sits down at a bar. The bartender asks, "What would you like to drink?"

And the man responds "Nothing, I tried alcohol once and didn't like it."


So the bartender offers him some pretzels, and the man responds, "No thanks, I tried them once and didn't like them."


""Well, then, I guess you are here to watch the baseball game on the TV."

To which the man responds, "No I watched baseball once and didn't like it. I am here waiting for my son."


The bartender replies, "Let me guess. He's an only child?"

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