Thursday, June 1, 2017

Jokes of the Day ...

Why did the cop give a sheep a ticket?
She made an illegal ewe turn
Why did the boy take his bat to school?
His mom told him he'd better hit the books.
Why was the lunch-room clock always behind?
Because it went back four seconds.

"Sometimes, we just have to be happy with what people can offer us. Even if it's not what we want, at least it's something. "
— Sarah Dessen

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