Jokes of the Day ...

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with this door?

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Why was the chick disappointed with its life?
It wasn't all it was cracked up to be!
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Why was the cow always exercising?
It wanted to build up its moo-scles!
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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
He took too long putting his shoes on!
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Why is it easy to spot Cinderella-fish?
They have glass flippers!
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