Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Joke of the Day ....

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(^_^) - Organic

My wife's mother asked me to pick up some ORGANIC vegetables for her from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any.

So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my mother in law. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?"

"The produce guy looked at me and said, "No. You'll have to do that yourself."
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1 comment:

  1. Hi, Serendipity again. There are new free books from Ozymandias Press today:

    The Lost Continent
    by Edgar Rice Burroughs
    http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lost-continent-edgar-rice-burroughs/1100040342?ean=9781531280499

    The Mercenary: A Tale of the Thirty Years War
    by W.J. Eccott
    http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-mercenary-a-tale-of-the-thirty-years-war-w-j-eccott/1122248899?ean=9781531280505

    King Coal
    by Upton Sinclair
    http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/king-coal-upton-sinclair/1100397943?ean=9781531280482

    --Also, this looks useful:

    Mnemonic Memory Palace Book One
    by Sjur Midttun
    http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/mnemonic-memory-palace-book-one-sjur-midttun/1123886144?ean=2940153055879

    Happy reading!

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