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(*_*) - Overheard in a Diner
A guy walks into a diner, sits down and is waiting to give his order. He looks around and sees a sign, '$500.00 CASH if we can't fill your order!'
He thinks 'How can they do that? I know, I'll get them!'
The waitress comes and he says, 'I want a white elephant ear sandwich on rye bread!'
The waitress says OK and takes his order to the kitchen.
A few minutes later, all hell breaks loose in the kitchen - yelling, cussing, pots and pans being thrown around, etc. - sounds like the kitchen is being torn apart.
Soon the owner comes out and lays 5 $100 bills on the table in front of the customer.
The owner says, 'Well, you got us. I have to admit though, in over 5 years of doing business, this is the FIRST time we have EVER run out of the big loaf of sliced rye bread!'
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