How Many Dogs?

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?


Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


Rottweiler: Just try and make me do it!


Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?


Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.


Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.


Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?


Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


Mastiff: Screw it in yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...


Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.


Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!


Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?


Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...


Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?


Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...


Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs - people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?


Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?


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