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This should be listened to with headphones or ear buds,,,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bySsyFZJhSA
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Saturday, January 31, 2015
Jokes of the day .....
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What did the skeleton buy at the market?
Spare ribs!
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What do ghosts spread on bagels?
Scream cheese!
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What did the skeleton buy at the market?
Spare ribs!
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What do ghosts spread on bagels?
Scream cheese!
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Friday, January 30, 2015
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What do you call two witches that live together?
Broommates!
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What is the one room a ghost can’t go into?
The living room!
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What do you call two witches that live together?
Broommates!
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What is the one room a ghost can’t go into?
The living room!
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Thursday, January 29, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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What game do kid ghosts love?
Hide and shriek!
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Where do baby ghosts go while their parents are at work?
Day scare!
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What game do kid ghosts love?
Hide and shriek!
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Where do baby ghosts go while their parents are at work?
Day scare!
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Wednesday, January 28, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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Why do witches wear name tags?
So you can tell which witch is which!
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What game do kid ghosts love?
Hide and shriek!
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Why do witches wear name tags?
So you can tell which witch is which!
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What game do kid ghosts love?
Hide and shriek!
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Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
(Alternative answer - Because nature abhors a vacuum.)
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What do you get when you put a snowman in a haunted house?
Ice screams!
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Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
(Alternative answer - Because nature abhors a vacuum.)
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What do you get when you put a snowman in a haunted house?
Ice screams!
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Monday, January 26, 2015
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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Why did the nose refuse to go to school?
Because he was tired of being picked on!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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Why did the nose refuse to go to school?
Because he was tired of being picked on!
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Sunday, January 25, 2015
Quote of the day ....
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“I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.”
― Karl Lagerfeld
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“I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.”
― Karl Lagerfeld
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Jokes of the day ...
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What did the hat say to the necklace?
You hang around and I’ll go on a head!
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What has two legs but can’t walk?
A pair of pants!
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What did the hat say to the necklace?
You hang around and I’ll go on a head!
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What has two legs but can’t walk?
A pair of pants!
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Saturday, January 24, 2015
Jokes of the day ....
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What kind of tooth is worth a dollar?
A buck tooth!
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
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What kind of tooth is worth a dollar?
A buck tooth!
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
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Friday, January 23, 2015
Quote of the day ...
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“It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”
― Yogi Berra
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“It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”
― Yogi Berra
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Jokes of the day ...
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What has a bottom on its top?
Your legs!
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What did one eye say to the other?
“Something between us smells!”
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What has a bottom on its top?
Your legs!
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What did one eye say to the other?
“Something between us smells!”
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Thursday, January 22, 2015
Jokes of the day ....
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What kind of key do you use to open a banana?
Monkey!
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What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries!
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What kind of key do you use to open a banana?
Monkey!
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What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries!
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Wednesday, January 21, 2015
Quote of the day ....
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“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”
― Criss Jami
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“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”
― Criss Jami
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Jokes of the day ....
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What did the Baby Corn say to the Momma Corn?
“Where’s Pop Corn?”
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What do bananas do best in gymnastics?
The splits!
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What did the Baby Corn say to the Momma Corn?
“Where’s Pop Corn?”
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What do bananas do best in gymnastics?
The splits!
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Tuesday, January 20, 2015
.Audiobook recommendation of the day ...
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Audiobook recommendation of the day ...
Wicked Autumn: A Max Tudor Novel [Unabridged]
by G. M. Malliet (Author), Michael Page (Narrator)
Great cozy with wonderful wry humor and delightful characters, very nice descriptions and the reader of the audiobook, Michael Page, is perfection!
There are four books in the series and I plan on listening to them all.
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Audiobook recommendation of the day ...
Wicked Autumn: A Max Tudor Novel [Unabridged]
by G. M. Malliet (Author), Michael Page (Narrator)
Great cozy with wonderful wry humor and delightful characters, very nice descriptions and the reader of the audiobook, Michael Page, is perfection!
There are four books in the series and I plan on listening to them all.
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Jokes of the day ....
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What do you call a couple of banana peels?
A pair of slippers!
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What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer!
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What do you call a couple of banana peels?
A pair of slippers!
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What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer!
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Monday, January 19, 2015
.Movie recommendation of the day
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Movie recommendation of the day -
I ORIGINS
This sci-fi movie has a spiritual theme.
"I Origins" (2014 release; 117 min.) brings the story of Dr. Ian Gray (played by Michael Pitt).
As the movie opens, we are in the present day, as Gray explains what he does (complicated research on the iris patterns of the eyes). We soon thereafter are transported back 7 years and we see Gray meeting a mysterious woman at a Halloween party
I really can't say more about the movie without spoiling the plot but I was engaged and interested the whole way through and found the whole theme of the movie intriguing.
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Movie recommendation of the day -
I ORIGINS
This sci-fi movie has a spiritual theme.
"I Origins" (2014 release; 117 min.) brings the story of Dr. Ian Gray (played by Michael Pitt).
As the movie opens, we are in the present day, as Gray explains what he does (complicated research on the iris patterns of the eyes). We soon thereafter are transported back 7 years and we see Gray meeting a mysterious woman at a Halloween party
I really can't say more about the movie without spoiling the plot but I was engaged and interested the whole way through and found the whole theme of the movie intriguing.
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Jokes of the day .....
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What did the policeman say to the bad popsicle?
Freeze!
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Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butter-fly!
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What did the policeman say to the bad popsicle?
Freeze!
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Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butter-fly!
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Sunday, January 18, 2015
Jokes of the day .....
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Which nut sounds like a sneeze?
A cashew!
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crummy!
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Which nut sounds like a sneeze?
A cashew!
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crummy!
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Saturday, January 17, 2015
Jokes of the day ....
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What food stays hot no matter how cold it gets?
A pepper!
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Why is honey so hard to find in Boston?
Because there is only one B in Boston!
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What food stays hot no matter how cold it gets?
A pepper!
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Why is honey so hard to find in Boston?
Because there is only one B in Boston!
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Friday, January 16, 2015
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Why did the bacon laugh?
Because the egg cracked a yolk!
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What do cats put in their drinks?
Mice cubes!
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Why did the bacon laugh?
Because the egg cracked a yolk!
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What do cats put in their drinks?
Mice cubes!
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Thursday, January 15, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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Why did Johnny bring his skunk to school?
For show-and-smell!
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How do you make a milk shake?
Scare it!
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Why did Johnny bring his skunk to school?
For show-and-smell!
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How do you make a milk shake?
Scare it!
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Wednesday, January 14, 2015
Jokes of the day ....
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What do snakes do after they fight?
They hiss and make up!
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a snake?
A jump-rope!
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What do snakes do after they fight?
They hiss and make up!
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a snake?
A jump-rope!
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Tuesday, January 13, 2015
Jokes of the day ....
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How is a cat different from a frog?
A cat has nine lives while a frog croaks every day!
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Where do baby cows eat their lunch at school?
The calf-eteria!
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How is a cat different from a frog?
A cat has nine lives while a frog croaks every day!
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Where do baby cows eat their lunch at school?
The calf-eteria!
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Monday, January 12, 2015
Jokes of the day ....
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What does the cat like on his hot dogs!
Mouse-stard!
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What do cats like to eat?
Mice-cream!
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What does the cat like on his hot dogs!
Mouse-stard!
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What do cats like to eat?
Mice-cream!
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Sunday, January 11, 2015
Quote of the day ....
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“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
― Dan Quayle
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“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
― Dan Quayle
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Question of the day ...
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“If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?”
― Steven Wright
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“If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?”
― Steven Wright
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Jokes of the day ....
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Where does a bee sit?
On his bee-hind!
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team!
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Where does a bee sit?
On his bee-hind!
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team!
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Saturday, January 10, 2015
Jokes of the day ....
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Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
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Why did the bee get married?
He found his honey!
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Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
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Why did the bee get married?
He found his honey!
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Friday, January 9, 2015
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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
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What kind of animal says zzzzub?
A bee flying backwards!
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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
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What kind of animal says zzzzub?
A bee flying backwards!
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Thursday, January 8, 2015
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What do cats call their grandfather?
Grandpaw!
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What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic!
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What do cats call their grandfather?
Grandpaw!
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What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic!
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Wednesday, January 7, 2015
Jokes of the day ....
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How do bees brush their hair?
With a honey comb!
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What do you do with a sick wasp?
Take it to a waspital!
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How do bees brush their hair?
With a honey comb!
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What do you do with a sick wasp?
Take it to a waspital!
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Tuesday, January 6, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle!
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of her uncles were ants.
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What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle!
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of her uncles were ants.
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Monday, January 5, 2015
Quote of the day ...
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“We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.”
― H.L. Mencken, Minority Report
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“We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.”
― H.L. Mencken, Minority Report
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Jokes of the day....
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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
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Why don’t crows ever get hit by cars?
Because one is always in a tree yelling “caw caw”!
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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
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Why don’t crows ever get hit by cars?
Because one is always in a tree yelling “caw caw”!
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Sunday, January 4, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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What fish like to come out at night?
Starfish!
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What does a jelly fish have on its tummy?
A jelly button!
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What fish like to come out at night?
Starfish!
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What does a jelly fish have on its tummy?
A jelly button!
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Saturday, January 3, 2015
Jokes of the day ...
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Why did the chicken get in big trouble with his mom?
Because he used fowl language!
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Where does a shark go on vacation?
Fin-land!
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Why did the chicken get in big trouble with his mom?
Because he used fowl language!
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Where does a shark go on vacation?
Fin-land!
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Friday, January 2, 2015
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What’s the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird!
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Why did the flies go to Paris?
Because they wanted to be French flies!
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What’s the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird!
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Why did the flies go to Paris?
Because they wanted to be French flies!
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Thursday, January 1, 2015
Jokes of the day ....
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What has wheels and a trunk but no engine?
An elephant on roller skates!
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Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
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Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Because they come with their own scales!
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What has wheels and a trunk but no engine?
An elephant on roller skates!
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Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
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Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Because they come with their own scales!
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