Thursday, October 30, 2014

Halloween jokes of the day ....

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What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?
Boo Jeans.
What room doesn't a ghost need?
A living room.
What kind of key does a ghost use?
A spooky.
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
Is that you coffin?
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
Rap music.
What do you call a witch that likes the beach but is afraid of water?
A chicken sand witch.


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2 comments:

  1. EA~ love this and shared them all. you are fab-boo-lous and I hope you had a blessed samhain/Halloween and start of a wonderful weekend.
    z

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