Zen Joke of the day .....

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A Zen monk approaches a hotdog stand and says "make me one with everything".

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The vendor makes the hot dog and hands it to the monk, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen monk.

The vendor replied, "Change must come from within."

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