Jokes of the day

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Fun question of the Day ..

Question:

You've been kidnapped.

You can call on one fictional character to save you.

Who do you pick? 

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to (spooky voice) *the other side*.

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History Teacher: What did William Tell’s son say when the apple on his head was hit? 

Pupil: That was an arrow escape!

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How do you help a sick bird? 

Give it tweetment!

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Why was the glow-worm confused? 

It didn't know if it was coming or glowing!

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Try this math problem. You will get an interesting result.

259 x your age x 39

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of red, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. 

Some hours later Holmes woke up, nudged his faithful friend and said, "Watson, I want you to look up at the sky and tell me what you see." 

Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars." 

Sherlock said, "And what does that tell you?"

After a minute or so of pondering Watson said, "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Metereologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day today. What does it tell you?" 

Sherlock paused, then sighed. "My friend, it tells me that someone stole our tent."

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"All is a riddle, and the key to a riddle...is another riddle."      Ralph Waldo Emerson

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“Only the insane equate pain with success."

"The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die."

_Cheshire Cat”

― Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Other Stories

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