Jokes and stuff

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Why wasn't the kitten playing?

Because he was on paws.

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Man walks into the Doctors office and sits down on the couch. 

"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog! "

The doctor yells, "Get down! Down! Bad boy!"

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.Geography teacher: Which country is known to be fast moving? 

Pupil: Rusha! 

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Teacher: Scientists are amazing. Did you know they’ve invented something to help you see through walls! 

Boy: Yes, they’re called windows!

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“Have you ever met someone for the first time, but in your heart you feel as if you've met them before?” ― JoAnne Kenrick, When A Mullo Loves A Woman.

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“Who did you pass on the road?" the King went on, holding out his hand to the Messenger for some more hay.

"Nobody," said the Messenger.

"Quite right," said the King; "this young lady saw him too. So of course Nobody walks slower than you."

"I do my best," the Messenger said in a sullen tone. "I'm sure nobody walks much faster than I do!"

"He can't do that," said the King, "or else he'd have been here first.”

― Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There

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