.
.
.
How do you keep free of demons?
Exorcise a lot!
==================
How do you keep an elephant calm?
Trunk-quilizers!
==========
How do you keep a brontosaurus under an umbrella without it getting wet?
Make sure it's not raining!
========
Don't you hate it when a sentence doesn't end how you octopus.
============
How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two; one to change the lightbulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.
==========
"Birds sing after a storm. Why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever sunlight remains to them?"
Rose Kennedy
===========
“She felt a little nervous about this; 'for it might end, you know,' said Alice to herself, 'in my going out altogether, like a candle. I wonder what I should be like then?' And she tried to fancy what the flame of a candle looks like after the candle is blown out, for she could not remember ever having seen such a thing.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass
No comments:
Post a Comment