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“It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.”
― Mark Twain
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One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married.
On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.
The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven.
The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short.
He replies that he'll get back with them on that request.
A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can - in fact - get married in Heaven.
To his surprise, the woman asks "Just wondering, if things don't work out will we be able to get a divorce?"
With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out "Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here... you really think I'm gonna find a lawyer?"
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"All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal."
— John Steinbeck
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“You can knock on a deaf man's door forever.”
― Nikos Kazantzakis
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
Look Grandpa! No Hands!
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A vampire’s touch and I am asleep
A vampire’s love and I am in deep
A vampire’s senses have taken me
No longer like a human will I see
No longer dread grasp a hold of me
No longer blood dripping down my face
I am now in the moon's embrace.
Stacey 'Midnight' Twiggs
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