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How do farmers count their cows?
Cow-culators!
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How do chickens get strong?
Egg-cersize!
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Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks I'm a liar!
I don't believe you!
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Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
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Mama mouse and baby mouse are walking by a barn at twilight. The baby mouse looks up and sees a bat darting overhead. "Look, Momma!" the baby mouse says, "An angel!"
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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